“Can’t be arsed to even think about it, just pure sh!t”
Daniel couldn’t help but smirk as he listened to the girl, a strong accent pulling through - indicated by the sheer amount of cursing in that statement. Yes, Brits did love their cursing. It was a natural rite of passage being born a brit. Well, cursing, tea, and beer truly did build an English man or woman. Though Dan couldn’t say he was the largest fan of beer. The cursing and tea, though, Daniel Parker could get behind. Though his smirk soon turned into a full out grin at the talk of Brian the beast. “I don’t know, Val, he seems like he really knows you well,” Dan mumbled.
Though any previous conversation was thrown out the window… rather elevator in this scenario… as both of their lips moved against one another. That was until. of course, Dan interrupted with his statement of… warning. Though what he didn’t expect was for her to respond with the statement of “You can’t hurt me…” Causing the man to furrow his eyebrows. Perhaps it was almost as if he saw a reflection of himself in her. Both slightly broken, though easily hiding it through facades.
“If you can’t stop… Just don’t,”
ORP: [WARNING - Nothing too awful ahead - I’m not going into the nitty-gritty of it all because we’re going to time skip in a second but it’s a bit more explicit (in the sense that it indicates what’s happening) than the rest of this post so I blurred it.]
Daniel’s eyes darkened as he mumbled a stream of curses under his breath. Within a second, Dan had turned her body around so the back of her body faced him, his lips going back to the pulse point on her neck as he slowly worked the zipper of her dress down until she stood in front of him only in her underwear (I’m assuming she’s wearing underwear @CerealKiller). Though if Daniel had learned anything over the past few years, even in his drunken state, it was that there was special attention that should be paid to the foreplay aspect of it all. Hence him turning her body around, and his lips drifting from her neck to her chest, and slowly going lower.
ORP: RIP. Okay now skip @CerealKiller 
(This is exactly why this post took me a whole day)