for it’s timeeee yet again
for an RP rundown of what’s been goin’ round
(surprisingly…not an STD…yet)
LET’S GOOOO!!!
first up!!
Abi and boy detective Bruce take to the dance floor!
I believe that is a first for both of them
Cassian and Phoebe are officially done!!
with their first dance
(definitely not done for long tho as both of them seem very keen on each other 
)
but they ended their time together without significant scandal or physical assault!!!
so that’s a win
Azucena is SLOPPY and falling into men.
Cass might’ve ended his dance scandal free but, again, this one is definitely a
SCANDALLLL ALLLERTTTT
but I have a feeling it’s not the last of our clumsy courtiers
Orpheus is somehow still dancing. very impressive.
Atlas is NOT looking for love.
unfortunate for the ladies
WOAHHH THERE BUDDY
THE PRINCE ASKING FOR PRIVATE ALONE TIME WITH OUR SEASONS DIAMOND???
that DEMANDS
SCANDALLLLL ALLERTTTTTT
this is so scandalonious
but again, dance is OVER
someone come get their manz bc he’s acting up in his ballroom
Atlas and Albi still dancing. still chatting about travels and romances
Baylor is done chatting about horses with Bainbridge and is off for dance #2
THANK GOD
everyone should be !! dance faster!!!
Bainbridge went to talk to Louisa
Abi and Bruce stepped outside alone unchaperoned at night ???
scannndallllllllll
a lil baby one
Ilyas BAILED on Harrison and Corin to go chat up Aurelia Ellis who he calls
leaving Harrison and Corin less than pleased for sure
GRABBING HER WRIST IS ALSO
SCANDALLLLL ALLLLERRRTTTTTTTTTT
jail. immediate jail.
Bainbridge feeding his cousin alcohol in a perfume bottle is hilarious
scandalous but not detectable to other people
Belle smushed Orpheus’ toes. that’s not cool
but they talked about her sister and some metaphors about flowers
Atlas finds Albi intriguing OOOO
I’m asking myself the same thing bc
WHY IS EVERYONE FALLING INTO PEOPLE ???
Harrison is DEFINITELY not pleased by Ilyas’ sudden departure.
I suppose getting punched is what you get for ignoring your besties letters, pretending they don’t exist, then going to talk to the girl he just said he didn’t like
not cool, Ilyas. not cool. not very bro code of you.
Emma asked Edgar to dance ??? kinda wild
Priti and Edmund are off on their first dance
so it seems we have some on their first, some on their second, and some on their third 
we are NOT in sync with these dances
new boy alert.
he’s here.
he’s…
hungry? and…
without his shoes…for whatever reason
he’s also bribing servants to take the Prince’s clothes ??? idk what’s happening
ANDD ANOTHER SMACK DOWN
where does that put us???
#4?
-The Prince twice
-Cassian once
-Baylor once?
-I feel like there’s two more???
we are maybe at 5 smack downs
you guys need to watch where you’re going fr
Ambrose is with Phoebe
ANDDDD little bird boy Finch joins the steamy social season as well
I am starting to believe this is an unspoken flirtation strat I’m not being let in on
STOP KNOCKING PEOPLE OVER
I’m gonna say that knock #6
I haven’t counted tho I’m lazy
BUT
Finch is with Bridget
Aurelia gets serious with Ilyas. LEAVE. HER. ALONE.
Dorothea is POPPIN OFF on the Prince omg girl
although it might be deserved I gotta give you
SCANDALLLL ALERTTTTTTTT
Cassian and Azucena are off to the dance floor
I think that’s #1 for her ?
#2 for him
Corin is on a mission
maybe two missions. one being to find a wife apparently
SO HIT HIM UP
ANNDDDDDDDDDDD
that’s it!
hooray
you did it!! 
YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP!!
so that’s what you missed!! thanks for tuning in to catch up with kateeeee
see you next time 
xoxo, gossip girl