We need a dislike button so we can show our disapproval for this thread. If you need inspiration for self hate, just look at your past embarrassing posts like normal people 
And you never shared your eyelashes with us, how are we supposed to rip them out if we don’t know if you have them? 

Oh, don’t worry, I look back at my most embarrassing posts all the time. It’s a habit, actually.
And you will never get my eyelashes, they’re too beautiful to give up