The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[CrazyCaliope]

This week’s Quotes from our confessions threads (for Instagram)

Thanks for all the quote nominations.

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Quote 1 - Broken Promises

@Secretz

#4154

I sing SpookySherry’s bio when my mom promises to take me to McDonalds but doesn’t go along with her promise.

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Quote 2 - Korean ShanniiWrites

@Secretz

4192

SWF (Korean: 에스더불유에프) formed by Shannii Entertainment, is a musical band consisting of 750+ members from all parts of the world. The group debuted on March 13, 2019 with the hit single, “Shanos.” They engage in many genres, such as K-pop, rock, metal, and sing in various languages, such as English, French, Spanish, German, Arabic, Korean, Chinese, Swedish, Portuguese, Japanese, Dutch, Italian, Hindi, and Tamil. In the January of 2020, they issued their first full-length album, which was self-titled. As of November 2020, this is only their second year as a group, yet they’ve already had booming success. SWF is very inclusive and allows people of all upbringings to join.

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Quote 3 - The Pit

@Secretz

this is just a pit of phony pro-choice gay liberals who have to regard for human life.

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Quote 4 - Mrs Eleanor Confessor

@anon68003072

@Secretz

I hate every single one of you here.

That’s a shame, my heart bleeds, I had written “Mrs. Eleanor Confessor” all over my workbooks because I thought we were destined to be together, oh well plenty more fish in the sea but not enough f*cks to give

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Quote 5 - Crying in Class

@anon68003072

#1407

My aunt’s dog died about a month ago, they had her for seventeen years…then they got a puppy, but the puppy had kidney failure, so they had to put her down. My aunt told me her name when she texted they put her down. RIP Izzy…

Well that’s sad

@Ouijaloveletters

I cried in class…want to see a picture?

@anon68003072

Of you crying in class?

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Quote 6 - Autopsy

@Secretz

#1290

the next time i’m opening up is during my autopsy

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Quote 7 - Saying something

@Secretz

… Idk what to say.

You’re saying something.

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Quote 8 - I Eat Pasta for Breakfast

@anon68003072

#1499

I Eat Pasta for Breakfast is rad. Lazari!

Idk what the last word means

@ChaoticDeluge

It’s a creepypasta thing.

Or a landlord agency in London. Take your pick

@Ouijaloveletters

You meant Lazari, right? Because the I Eat Pasta for Breakfast landlord agency is just weird.

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Quote 9 - Bye Felicia

@Secretz

bye felicia.

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Quote 10 - My fridge

@Secretz

Went to my fridge to get a snack but you weren’t in there @anon68003072 how rude

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Quote 11 - Ignored

@Secretz

#2478

I get ignored. I should have been named Terms & Conditions.

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Quote 12 - Fly like a bird

@Secretz

#2980

Fly like a bird, my child

@AS007

and crap on everyone’s windows

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Quote 13 - Not born yet

@Secretz

Madonna was 55 when she dated a 22 year old. JLo was 43 when she dated a 26 year old.

Don’t worry if you are not dating. He or she might not be born yet.

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Quote 14 - Story Time

@anon68003072

#152

Story time!!!

When my little sister was 3 ish, she used to drink so much milk that her poop was white. And when she went in the bath, she’d just pop and they would float around like white blobs.

She would wait until the parent looked away then hide them behind the shampoo bottles.

So when my dad came and used the bath later, he would reach behind the shampoo bottles to grab the ‘soap’.

If you are smart, you will know what the ‘soap’ actually was

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Quote 15 - Eyelashes

@ChaoticDeluge

I h8 deluge sm. Gosh so much h8. I could literally rip out his eyelashes is how much I h8 him

@ChaoticDeluge

I am the eyelash h8er. That wasn’t my worst. Each and every day you fuel me with anger I cannot contain therefor I rant about it to discobot. each time I see you your little icon show blue, knowing you’re online, my fury begins to grow, one day I will abolish these forums and take your job

@Ouijaloveletters

Ok, this is hilarious. I’m unmuting this. Make a wish with Deluges eyelashes!

@SpookySherry

Petition to pull Deluge’s eyelashes out, please sign:

@Soleil

Pls donate to me to compensate for my nonexistent lashes

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Quote 16 - Feet Pics

@ChaoticDeluge

My complaint is that Deluge hasn’t posted feet pics!!!

@ChaoticDeluge

I— yeah.

If this is what this thread is, I’m guessing it won’t be open long. I did promise to post all the relevant things >.<

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Quote 17 - Self-hate

@SpookySherry

@ChaoticDeluge

If you need inspiration for self hate, just look at your past embarrassing posts like normal people

The roasts kinda suck, no offense

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Quote 18 - Somewhere else

@elixr

@ChaoticDeluge

The way you spelled “little old me” at the top of this form makes me uncomfortable for some reason…

My mind went somewhere else…

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Quote 19 - Secret bets

@passionfruit

@ChaoticDeluge

I wish the mods had secret bets like this.

My complaint has now got to be that the mods don’t have secret bets

@anon68003072

nice save, they will never learn of our secret bet

@passionfruit

shouldn’t you be asleep

@anon68003072

shouldn’t you be

@passionfruit

no, it’s not even dark out here

@anon68003072

shameful

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Quote 20 - Asleep

@anon68003072

shameful

@passionfruit

that it’s not dark or that I’m not asleep?

sorry for being off-topic

@ChaoticDeluge

I was just about to remind you guys of that

@anon68003072

scowls

writes down complaint

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• Quote 1 - “Broken Promises”
• Quote 2 - “Korean ShanniiWrites”
• Quote 3 - “The Pit”
• Quote 4 - “Mrs Eleanor Confessor”
• Quote 5 - “Crying in Class”
• Quote 6 - “Autopsy”
• Quote 7 - “Saying something”
• Quote 8 - “I Eat Pasta for Breakfast”
• Quote 9 - “Bye Felicia”
• Quote 10 - “My fridge”
• Quote 11 - “Ignored”
• Quote 12 - “Fly like a bird”
• Quote 13 - “Not born yet”
• Quote 14 - “Story Time”
• Quote 15 - “Eyelashes”
• Quote 16 - “Feet Pics”
• Quote 17 - “Self-hate”
• Quote 18 - “Somewhere else”
• Quote 19 - “Secret bets”
• Quote 20 - “Asleep”

Please help

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