And shutting me up? Are you afraid of my mighty brain, brawn and beauty?
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Listen here you stupid, little rat. How dare you mock me and my intelligence?! How dare you sit back and use my “fAlSe” quote?! I’ll have you know that when I see you, I will capture you and take you back to my Headquarters where i’ll arrive with 2 of my bodyguards. See, I don’t need all 730 of my updated security to kill you or protect me. Don’t cross me.
The Prince of Mercury.
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Aww, how sweet. You’re trying to look badass by using only 2 of your guards instead of 730. What about the other 728? Will they guard your palace because you’re so afraid of my amazing skills? And insult your intelligence? Can’t insult what you don’t have, stUpID LiTtLE rAt.
See you soon, not later, because it sounds more formal,
Chad. Just Chad.
this feels mean
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My 728 bodyguards will be taking care of other business which doesn’t concern you. See, don’t think you’re my most amazing and important case because you’re not- I have other things to do. 
Security guarding my palace? First of all, which one? Secondly, that’s what my palacekeepers are for smh. Get your facts right, idooité. And sure insult me all you want but it means nothing to me. Something I lack? Whatever floats your boat
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Other important business? Are you too scared to mention that business? What are they going to do, drink tea? I’ll have you know that’s an offence to @/Mysterious_Tea, almost cannibalism in fact. I don’t believe you’re important enough to deal with other threats, you don’t even have other threats. Yes, this is also insulting myself because I’m wasting my time on no threat, but hey, I like an easy target. As for what floats my boat, it’s water, fyi.
No love. No see you later. This is goodbye. And it’s not because I’m too lazy to think of more threats,
Chad 
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My business is none of your concern, actually. Wanna know my life story? Wanna know my parents names? My family name? My middle name? Last name? Excuse me for not wanting you to tell me my life story. You’re also putting words into my mouth so I have no other option to do the same to you smh. Cannibalism? Hate? Eating enemies? You want to eat oompalumpa’s?! @oofalumpa - she just said that she wanted to eat your members 
Easy target? That’s why you’re backing down and using the excuse of “i HaVe nO mOrE tHreAtZ” Weak.
You hypocrite-
“sEe yOu lAtEr”
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I come back and there’s more copypastas than the amount of times I’ve been to kindergarten
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What exactly is a copypasta…?
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It’s not an instrument. Neither is horseradish.
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They’re basically over the top copy-and-paste replies to people. This is a thread for original ones that generally follow the same format.
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I’m bad at explaining, so google says:
“A copypasta is a block of text which is copied and pasted across the internet by individuals through online forums and social networking websites. Copypastas are said to be similar to spam.”
Basically, a long text that usually looks like a threat/ridiculous life story that one person posted, and other people just copy pasted everywhere. Hence the name copypasta
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Ah, which is where Creepypasta came from.
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I don’t know whether to spoon threaten you or accept the compliment. 
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Accept the reverse rickroll
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I’m sorry, did you forget me? Whoopsie! You left me on the side of the road to starve. It’s aye-okay though because you apologized. Hey! Looks like you did it again. This time you’re so so so sorry about forgetting me. Ouch, it happened a third time didn’t it? If you feel so bad, then why didn’t you remember? Well guess what, while you were forgetting me I was busy. I was making new friends. I made a new friend. His name is Rocko. We do everything together. We dance, sing, laugh, play, and share memes. We do everything together. Oh, you’re jealous of me and Rocko? You’re jealous of the great times we have? You want to join in with us? No. You can’t sit with us. We’re too good for you. We’ve ascended to the highest social status in existence. We get free merchandise. We get free food. We get to have fun doing the simplest things. Oh look, 5 years have passed. It’s time to choose a career. Rocko and I have decided to master flavor.
NEWS REPORT: ROCKO HAS BEEN DROWNED. IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS PERSON PLEASE CALL POLICE
No. No. No way. My only friend. My only companion. Rocko. Rocko is dead. He is gone. I must continue to master flavor. It was his legacy. It’s what he would’ve wanted. Rocko, I will never forget you. You were there when I was the master of nothing. You were there when I was forgotten, but now I am someone. I am the flavor master. I am sometimes forgotten. Thank you Rocko. You gave me this legacy and I will continue it. Thank you, Rocko.
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I can’t even respond to that. 
#AvengeRocko
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we need a funeral and a memorial
#AvengeRocko
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Tmfpw8 is a great occasion for a funeral. Imo, we should’ve had your wedding there too
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@Oofalumpa if you cared about rocko that much and wanted to avenge his death that much then you’d let us win/write a whole funeral in the time being instead of spamming and beating us- just for respects you know 
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