You must try new things. You must challenge yourself. That is how I became the flavor master. I have challenged myself physically and mentally to consume all food groups. There is no dish that is bad. Do not be stingy. You must open your mind to new possibilities. You have a closed mind that you must open the doors to. I cannot help you unless you open that door. To become one with flavor, you must try. Please try. You must challenge yourself. You must try new things.
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i don’t even know who to respond to
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I am hurt that you’d assume I flirted with Danny. You’re the one that brought up human snacks, not me. How do I know you’re not the one eating “snaccs” behind my back? I’m very hurt and dissapointed, Brad. So disappointed, I can’t even spell the word right, not that I ever could. Autocorrect hates me and saved the word as “dissapointed”, when it’s clearly disappointed. And same as the AlMiGhTy prince of mercury, you send me empty threats. You both keep telling me you’ll come over and attack me, but where are you? Huh? You think you can just pull an oofalumpa and go and get milk? I demand you come over and attack me, or will you go get GaS again, huh dad? That’s right you’re my father. I forgot to inform you, you gave birth to me. But how could I when I’m so disappointed in the fact that you won’t attack me? I won’t sleep with my eyes open, fish, I don’t need sleep. Sleep is for the weak, and I’m sure you’d agree.
No incest tho,
Prince of 3 countries
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WAIT-
ECCONTRONC FLAVOUR?!
NO
WE ARE HERE IN THE WHITE SUBURBS AND YOU WANT FLAVOUR IN FOOD?!
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The threat you ghosted me on 30 minutes ago?
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I will not respond to a worded message as such. I am the flavor master. I have a standard of messages. I am the flavor master.
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there’s a bigger issue rn-
spice? flavour?
We will NOT get rid of our favourote spice, mayonnaise
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You just dare say it’s a bigger threat and misspell favourite? Favourote? What is that word? The fact that you couldn’t be bothered to even go by the american spelling of this word, shows that you don’t care enough to get involved in this war. I’m very disappointed in you.
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despite you being in the oompalumpa cult, i agree with you 
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Try new things?! What is there to try when just a flick of that death spice you call pepper is enough to bring me to my knees in a coughing fit? When I feel my skin heat up at the mere mention of the dreaded spice’s name? I tried it once, on the cold summer of 1937. My friend Solicity said the same as you “try new things, Cletus, you might like it!” I tried ONE spec of that putrid spice and I felt my mouth on FIRE. The paramedics could barely get to me on time as to this day there are still burn marks within my mouth, and you have the AUDACITY to chalk it up to “trying new things”? What you have asked me to do is a DEATH THREAT and my lawyers are currently making plans to convince the court to tell my good friend Donald to wipe you off the face of this planet by the most skilled Air Force in the nation. Be afraid, be very afraid, mole rat.
Hugs and kisses,
Cletus the Fetus
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Cults don’t matter, this is a different war
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excuse me?! I was actually homeschooled by my dad who’s a lawyer. Do you want to dictate my life and tell me how to spell?! How dare you, piece of sheet
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okay- 
i’m gonna respond to the other ones brb
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So what? You think you’re so mighty and powerful to change the spelling of the word favourite? I dare you to try, chump. Or do you want to change the spelling of that word too?
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Listen here you idoit. Don’t try and dare start a war with me- we all know i’d win. Don’t cross me, Don’t test me, Don’t even look at me. Dare you tell me I can’t change the speeling of a word? Who are you to tell me that? I could end your whole career, social life and every single thing that makes you happy in your life. Piece of sheet smh
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For the last time Chad/Margaret/Rheandah, I went to get gas, not milk. This is why I disowned you, went to go pick up gas, smh. This wouldn’t have happened if you were a REAL father to me and treated me like a son, now I’ve had no choice to abandon you, my child. Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is being both your son and father when plebeians don’t realize how simplistic and understandable our family tree is? Also, you say you want a threat that isn’t empty? You’ll get one. Wait till 2020-07-18T22:24:00Z and when you look out the sky I GUARANTEE you’ll see what’s coming after you… at least you will when you see the red dot on your forehead. Yeah, that’s right, it’s a gas station sniping you from Uranus. Never thought the story would come around, did ya? You can run, you can hide, but I’ll all always be back; back again unlike this Oofalumpa you speak of. Keep your eyes closed just like your ignorance if you wish; wont change your fate that has been altered as soon as you dared to challenge me. Go on, beg me for mercy. You won’t get any, though.
No HomoChromo,
Cletus the Fetus
Why is Cletus lowkey manipulative
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You think you can misspell a word and expect me not to attack back? You dare underestimate me at such lengths? Oh, now you went too far. I won’t stand by and let you attack me with your misspelled words. I will come at you and snipe you with a DICTIONARY. I will teach you spelling, whether you like it or not, Eebe. There is no escape from my incredible superhuman powers to detect misspelled words and bad grammar. Watch your back, front and sides, shEeT.
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Okay seriously, shut up. Like i’ve stated before, your emptee threats mean nothing to me, ihdoit. You think you scare me? Think again. In fact, I have my snipers set on your head right now. I have my hackers who’ve given me cameras and i’m looking at you right now. Think about moving and all I have to do is send the message and you’re dead.
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Well, I’m sorry I can’t remember how you disowned your own dad what you went to buy. Do you expect me to remember which store you went to as well? I don’t have such a great and powerful memory, most of it is occupied by the correct spelling of words and multiple tenses of verbs. Despite the fact that I can’t form a simple sentence, my knowledge in words is grand. I am a walking talking typing dictionary, I will smite you with punctuation. You think a red dot on my forehead is a threat? Try a red comma on your forehead. Or maybe a semicolon? I’ll have you know, if you miss or add an extra semicolon in programming, the entire world could come to an end. You want me to end the world with my expert programming skills? I might not know how to write a simple command like do/while, but I can and will abuse the power to end you with a single semicolon.
And you say you’ll be back? You better not pull and oofalumpa on me in the middle of a war, Cletus/Brad/Linda(?)/Ufa/Inferior. I’ll gladly look at exactly 00:24 superior CET. By the way, I like the effort you put in to make it 24:24, but it is in fact 00:24. If you didn’t, then it’s a masterful coincidence. As much as I’d hate to admit it, I must applaud your skill. Now, let’s hope you won’t let me down and that you won’t give me up. That’s right, I reverse rickrolled you, it’s a new trend boomer, started by ME. Get with the times.
And don’t say no chromo. It’s discriminating colors. My eyes are homochromic and that’s very chromophobic of you.
As spoken by the false prince of mercury,
LaTEr,
The prince of 3 countries
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Seriously? Threatening me with snipers? Woah, I totally haven’t heard that threat from Cletus. Come back to me when you have better, more original threats. I’m not afraid of you, Heiyeibbheieyeiehe
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