I’m too lazy to think of threats though 
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YOU THINK YOU’RE SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOUR IQ IS 37? I AM MOST CERTAIN BECAUSE I STUDIED BIOGRAPHY IN KINDERGARTEN. THAT’S RIGHT, I WENT TO KINDERGARTEN. ELLEN MUSK COULD NOT COMPARE. DO YOU THINK I’M SOME IDIOT? POINT TO WHERE IT SAYS THAT IN MY NAME, I DARE YOU. I CAN HARNESS THE POWER OF OXYGEN AND BLOW YOUR FACE. THINK I’M STALLING? THINK AGAIN, POTATO CHIP.
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what even is a copypasta 
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You know those long texts that people keep copy pasting everywhere?
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Where Creepypasta originated from. 
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like that navy seal thing
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Yeah
Except here we make original ones and fight each other
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big intelligence
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Excuse me, big intelligence? How DARE you assume I have big intelligence instead of huge? Didn’t you read the part where I said I have IQ 200? 
Are you smell impaired so you can’t read? Psh, even my popcorn bowl knows that. We went to kindergarten together. Not to flex, but yeah I went to kindergarten. What about you, huh? HUH?
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I went… TO FIRST GRADE! HUH HOW ABOUT THAT SUSAN! I have INFINITE INTELLIGENCE because I have IQ of 10 million 
How dare you assume that I am small intelligence! ME AND MY MINION MEMES WILL BE FIGHTING YOUR BUTT tonight
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OhoHO, I SEE HOW IT IS. YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME? BRING IT, LINDA. YOU DARE ASSUME THAT KINDERGARTEN ISN’T ENOUGH? YOU MIGHT’VE GONE TO FIRST GRADE, BUT I WENT TO KINDERGARTEN IN THE TIME BEING. THAT’S RIGHT, I SPENT 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE DEVOTING MY BRAIN TO KINDERGARTEN. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. THE VAST KNOWLEDGE CONTAINED IN MY BRAIN WILL RENDER YOU OBSOLETE. MINION MEMES MIGHT MAKE YOU SMARTER, BUT I HAVE ANTIVAX VACCINES. KAREN IS QUAKING.
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YOU WENT TO KINDERGARTEN??? WELL SUSAN, I’M CALLING THE MANAGER ON YOU, YOU’RE CLEARLY TALKING OUT OF YOU YOUR STUPID KINDERGARTEN BRAIN! ME AND MY MINION MEMES ARE EXPECTING YOU BACK HERE AT 8:00 SO WE CAN DO THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY! I’LL ATTACK YOUR PRESCHOOL INTELLIGENCE BRAIN BEFORE THE PRO VAXXERS CAN GET THERE FIRST
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YES I WENT TO KINDERGARTEN. I THOUGHT WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT, MURIEL. I THINK YOU NEED TO FOCUS MORE ON MY EDUCATIONAL LEVEL, RATHER THAN YOUR CHILDREN (soon to die, call +69 666 420 to arrange a funeral).
SURE. I’LL MEET YOU IN FRONT OF BURGER KING AT 8, JUST WAIT SO I CAN FINISH THE KID’S MEAL. YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME. I AM ARMED WITH THE STRONGEST ESSENTIAL OILS, ONE EVEN GIVES ME INVISIBILITY. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WINDOW.
MEET YOU THERE,
WITH HATE, SUSAN.
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MY CHILDREN ARE DOING GREAT! ONLY 2 OF THEM HAS GOTTEN MEASLES SO FAR, AND THE OTHER ONE HAS ONLY GOTTEN POLIO, NOT THAT SERIOUS OBVIOUSLY 
THE PRO VAXXERS ARE TRYING TO KILL MY CHILDREN!
I’M COMING TO BURGER KING EXTRA EARLY ARMED WITH A DEAD MANAGER I KILLED SO WATCH OUT
WITH DISGUST,
LINDA
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SO NOW YOU WANNA USE YOUR BIOGRAPHY SKILLS ON ME?! WELL I HAVE A NURSERY DEGREE IN PORTRAITS OF MYSELF SO DON’T THINK YOU’RE MORE SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU USED A COMMA IN YOUR STUPID STORY ONCE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO LELLEN MOOSK?! PATHETIC. I AM AS GOOD AS MY NEW, FLYING MICROWAVE WHICH CAN CARRY THE WHOLE CONTINENT OF AFRICA DO NOT TEST ME YOU UNEDUCATED OOMPALOOMPA
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DEAR LANDON
GOOD TO HEAR. I EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON REGARDING THE FUNERALS. I AM HIGHLY TRAINED IN DIGGING A HOLE AND BARYING PEOPLE ALIVE. JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR, WE’RE NOT FRIENDLY.
IS A DEAD MANAGER ALL YOU GOT? JUST YOU WAIT TILL I PULL OUT MY BASEMENT IN THE ATTIC WITH MY 68 DEAD GFS. GUESS WHAT? CHAD IS BACK BBYYYY 
WITH A DEATH WISH,
CHAD
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PFFF A NURSERY DEGREE? DO THEY TEACH YOU COMMAS IN NURSERY? GUESS NOT. I LEARNED GRAMMAR FROM WAR DOG’S. BET YOUR NURSE TEACHER CAN’T DO THAT.
YOU DISS ME FOR COMPARING MYSELF TO ELONGATED MUSKEGON, YET YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN CARRY THE MIGHTY AFRICA LEFTSIDEMINECRAFTOAKTREE? YOU’RE NOTHING COMPARED TO HER. SHE WILL MARRY SHREK ONE DAY. WATCH OUT, YOU DRY WATER DROP.
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WAIT UNTIL I GO INTO THE CEMETARY AND PULL UP WITH MY 2 DEAD CHILDREN WHO GOT KILLED FROM POLIO AND MY 6 EX-HUSBANDS YOU’LL WISH YOU STUCK TO ESSENTIAL OILS CHAD MEET YOU THERE SUSAN CHAD! LET ME GO BURY ONE OF MY EX HUSBANDS FIRST!
STILL USING A DEAD MANAGER,
MINION MOM
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OKAY THATS IT YOU UNSEASONED CABBAGE-
HOW YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT I DONT COMPARE TO AFRICA LEFTSIDEMINECRAFTOAKTREE IS- OUTRAGEOUS.
I CREEAYTID AFRICA LEFTSIDEMINECRAFTOAKTREE YOU SPAGHETTI NOODLE SO HOW DOES THAT WORK OUT? AND HOW DARE YOU TEST THE STRENGTH OF MY MIGHTY MICROWAVE?! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT @NICK (YES, THE EF MOD) TUTORED MY MICROWAVE TO THE FINE OLD AGE OF 81 SO I FIND IT STRANGE HOW YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH SUCH BS I WILL MAKE YOUR OVEN EAT 5 CHILLIS YOU UNRIPENED BANANA
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ONLY 2 DEAD CHILDREN? MY KIDS ARE SO DEAD, THEY WEREN’T EVEN BORN YET. BEAT THAT LINDA. I ALWAYS STICK TO ESSENTIAL OILS. THEY’RE ESSENTIAL. MORE ESSENTIAL THAN PROPER FREE HEALTHCARE.
FEEL FREE TO BURY YOUR HUSBAND.
TYPED FROM SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE,
CHAD
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