HOW ESSENTIAL OF YOU 
ALSO HOW DARE YOU ALSO BRING MY SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE INTO THIS 
IT HAS A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU CHAD 
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CRUSH THAT FRIDGE WITH YOUR BLENDER BECAUSE I’M NOT HAVING IT. “MODERN MEDICINE” DESERVES TO BE POURED OVER YOUR LIFELESS BODY SUSAN WHILE I KNOCK YOU UNCONSICOUS WITH MY SMART FRIDGE>
I AM NO UNSEASONED CABBAGE. I’M PEPPERED MORE THAN PEPPER PIG. SALTY AF. YOU DARE COMPARE YOURSELF TO AFRICA? YEAH. YOU CREATED HER. SHE’S YOUR CHILDREN. HOW DO YOU BECOME YOUR CHILD, HUH? YOU DAMN ROTTEN GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
@NICK MIGHT’VE TUTORED YOUR MICROWAVE, BUT HE TAUGHT ME GRAMMAR. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SALTED CEREAL? HE TAUGHT ME SPELLING. USE OF PROPER, PUNCTUATION. YOUR PHYSICAL DAMAGE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY MENTAL DICTIONARY OF COMMAS. I AM A SAMURAI OF SPELLING.
OH AND YOUR PATHETIC HYDRO FLASK WORSHIPPING LASAGNA CHEESE GRATER BRAIN CANNOT AND WILL NOT HARM MY OVEN. I HAVE CAR INSURANCE FOR IT.
YOUR SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE? IT’S MY SAMSUNG SMRIGDE FART. I BOUGHT IT WITH MY OWN DAD’S CREDIT CARD. I’M THE PRINCE OF 3 COUNTRIES. I OFFER MONEY THROUGH SHADY 2010 EMAILS, I DO NOT TAKE. YOU DARE ASSUME I STEAL FROM THE RICH AND STEAL FROM THE POOR? I’M CALLING JOSIE ON YOU TO TRACK YOUR IP. NOBODY INSULTS MY ECONOMIC STATUS LIKE THIS.
AND I AM NOT HARMING MY FRIDGE. IT’S WHAT I USE TO LOOK AT MINION MEMES AND STORE MY ESSENTIAL OILS. GOOD LUCK HITTING ME WITH YOUR SO CALLED “MODERN MEDICINE”. IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. IT DOESN’T NEED TO EXIST. ALL ILLNESSES ARE CAUSED BY 5G, FACT. BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS, LINDUH.
SHUT UP YOU UNEDUCATED URCHIN OBVIOUSLY, THE MACEDONIAN GOVERNMENT CAUSES THE CORONAVIRUS, NOT JUST 5G BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME THAT I EVEN OWN MODERN MEDICINE OR TAKE MY KIDS TO GET THEM, I JUST LIKE LICKING DOORKNOBS?!??!?! HOW YOU LIKE THAT CHAD/SUSAN PLEASE GO USE YOUR ESSENTIAL OILS TO DROWN YOUR BRAIN IN THEM JUST TO BECOME A SEASONED TOILET PAPER AND GET SMARTER AND FINALLY HAVE AN IQ HIGHER THAN A TOOTHBRUSH! I HOPE YOU AND YOUR 5G GO JUMP IN A FERRIS WHEEL 
SHUT UP? SHUT UP? ME? ME? HOW DARE YOU ASSUME YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DICTATE WHETHER OR NOT I CAN SHUTN’T? YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, YOU SEMI-AUTOMATIC DRILL.
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOUR STATEMENT, LIGHTLY SEASONED PARMESAN. THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS. THEY CREATED IT TO EARM MONEY BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE EITHER. NOW, JUST BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU, IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I AGREE WITH YOU.
I DO DIP MY BRAIN IN ESSENTIAL OILS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN IQ 200? MY IQ ISN’T ONLY HIGHER THAN THAT OF A TOOTHBRUSH, BUT HIGHER THAN A CHOPPING BOARD TOO. THE ENTIRE TOOTHPASTE TUBE. YOU PATHETIC MICRSOFT WORD DOCUMENT. BOTTLELESS CAP. FULLY CHARGED CAR BATTERY. GO COMMIT VACCINATE AGAINST EBOLA.
HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN DICTATE WHAT I SAY SUSAN??!?!?!? YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO MY FREEDOM OF SPEACH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE YOU DEFLATED BOWL OF PEAS
THE GOVERNMENT ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ARE EVIL CREATURES, OGRE! THEY LIKE TO GIVE US DANGEROUS THINGS AND CALL IT “MODERN MEDICINE” AND IT’S EVIL! I DISAGREE WITH YOU STILL THOUGH
AND YOU SHOULD REALLY GO EAT A CANTELOPE, THEY CURE YOU OF ALL EFFECTS, EVEN THOUGH I’M UNSURE YOU CAN BE CURED YOU PAPER SHREDDER
GO EAT A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH, YOU NUT MUFFIN. IT HAS A HIGHER INTELLIGENCE AND IQ THEN SOMEONE WHO CALLS ME A LIGHTLY SEASONED PARMESAN, BECAUSE PARMESAN CAUSES CANCER. NOW GO EAT A TRASH CAN CHAD 
OH BUT I DO, LINDA. I AM THE PRINCE OF 3 COUNTRIES. OWNER OF ASIA. I HAVE A SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE. YOU’RE NOTHING TO ME. DON’T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO, AND OTHER CRAP BAD PARENTS SAY. THAT’S RIGHT, I’M YOUR DAD, YOU WET GASLIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING, OOMPALOOMPA, BUT I ALREADY KNOW. I AM 73 STEPS AHEAD OF YOUR DRY COTTONSWAB BRAIN. EXACTLY 73. I KNOW BECAUSE AS I SAID, I STUDIED CHEMOLOGY. IN KINDERGARTEN. I CAN SPEND THE NEXT 91 YEARS LISTING MY GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS, AND ONLY AT THE YOUNG RIPE AGE OF 7. YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME, YOU SOLD OUT CAR GAS.
NOW, STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MY DIET. I EAT WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT. I WILL CONSUME THE CASSEROLE AS SOON AS @E_BEE GIVES ME THE RECIPE. I’M ON MY WAY TO BORROW IT WITHOUT CONSENT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT, YOU TABLE SCRATCH?
SUSAN, YOU PRICKLY BANANA, YOU BETTER RETHINK WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE I’M FORCED TO PULL OUT THE FACT THAT I OWN THE WHOLE COUNTRY OF EUROPE I CAN HAVE YOU EXECUTED, YOU KNOW, FOR INSULTING ME, YOU DRY PUMPKIN
AND WHO IS THE @B_EEE CHARACTER??? THE ONE WITH THE GREEN POTATO IN HER PICTURE? HE’S ALMOST AS UGLYY AS YOU DO ORANGUTAN, AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT
I ALSO AM THE FOUNDER OF ESSENTIAL OILS, SO YOU BOW DOWN TO ME! I CAN MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS YOU DRUNK @OOFALUMPA AND OF COURSE, I SPEAK THE WONDERFUL LANGUAGE OF BRITISH BECAUSE I HAVE IQ OF 500
NOW BOW DOWN TO ME AS I PROTEST OUTSIDE AN ABORTION CLINIC BECAUSE FETUS’S RIGHTS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN THOSE OF A PREGNANT WOMAN SORRY TO GET POLITICAL BUT OBVIOUSLY I GET A CHOICE IN ANOTHER WOMAN’S BODY!
sadistic grin I can help!
WELL EXCUSE ME YOU DRY BANANA PEEL LICKER, BUT BEING THE OWNER OF THIS SO-CALLED “EUROPE” GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO ANYTHING 
DO YOU THINK I’M SCARED OF YOUR EMPTY THREATS? EXECUTE ME? OH PLEASE, YOU TABLE LEG. I CAN WIPE YOU OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS. WITH A SNAP. A WIGGLE OF A FINGER. YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A SESAME SEED IN MY BOWL OF CEREAL.
AND I DON’T KNOW WHO @E_EEE IS EITHER, BUT APPARENTLY THAT PICKLE JUICE IS THE SELF PROCLAIMED OWNER OF SHREK AND CREATOR OF AFRICA. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M NOT UGLY, THE BADDEST BAD BOY TO EVER HAVE BADDED WILL NOT BE CALLED UGLY. YOU PLASTIC CONTAINER.
FOUNDER OF ESSENTIAL OILS? OH PLEASE, YOU SANDCASTLE. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M THE FOUNDER OF THE ESSENTIAL OILS FACTORY, SO YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME. YOUR POWERS TO SPEAK BRITISH ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SCHOLARSHIP IN AUSTRALIAN. YOU SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.
I WILL NOT BOW DOWN. I’M TOO BUSY GOING TO A MASK PROTEST AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL, I HEARD WE’RE BREAKING OUT CORONA VIRUS PATIENTS. WISH US LUCK, YOU WIRELESS ROUTER. THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A CHOICE IN ANOTHER WOMAN’S BODY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TRUMP 
EXCUSE ME YOU MOIST FUNGUS, LET ME EXPLAIN WHY I CAN SMEAR YOU IN RADDISH JUICE AND SHRED YOU INTO MORE ESSENTIAL OILS! I OWN YOU, I OWN THE LAND AND COUNTRY THE ESSENTIAL OILS FACTORY IS ON! SO F#CK THAT AND F&CK YOU SUSAN, YOU CREAM CHEESE TUB, OR I’LL COME RAIN ACID ON YOUR GINGERBREAD HOUSE! LET ME GO CLAP IN YOUR ACNE RIDDEN FACE WHILE YOU ARE BEING OWNED BY ME
AND THAT PICKLE JUICE OF A PROFILE PICTURE YOU HAVE IS UGLY AS HELL YOU STINKY TUBE OF PIZZA DOUGH AND I’M THE MOST RATIONAL LEVEL-HEADED FAIR CALM CREATURE EVER! I ONLY ASK FOR THE MANGER 15 TIMES A WEEK! YOU DIRTY CAN OF TOMATO SOUP
AND DONALD TRUMP IS A GOOD PRESIDENT! HE SAYS BLACK PEOPLE ARE FORM A SH%THOLE COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE! ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE GROSS AND DISGUSTING LITTLE IDIOTS.
Woah 
ARIII
ECCONTRONC ARIA
HAPPY SUNNNDAAYYT
HI BEER
I MEAN BEE
BEER 
HAPPY ECCENTRIC SUNDAY