After the guy said I had a crush on him I burst out laughing. “Are you trying to escape me by making me roll on the floor laughing? That’s probably the only funny thing you ever said in your life.” I smirked “You can tell anybody you think I have a crush on you, but nobody sane is going to believe that anybody could like you. And yes that means I think you’re insane for believing anybody but yourself and your mother would ever fall in love with you. Seriously you’ve got a face only a mother could love.” I thought he maybe in love with himself so I came close to him, hoping I hit an insecurity by whispering “What the hell is up with your face? You look to girly for any girl who isn’t a lesbian to like you … but you’d still be a dissapointement to them since you’re not a girl, even though you look strangely like one.” I came back “You act like one too.” I smiled before saying “And I warned you before didn’t I?” I kicked him in the shin because I knew he expect where to be kicked and would be able to protect this part because of the warning I gave him, but he didn’t expect to be kicked in the shin first and then in his nether regions. I grabbed his hair and made him look at me while saying “Now with people like you, that’s what I call an apology. But I fear you don’t deserve one from me.”
@idiot.exe - is this too much without your consent? Should I change it?