I love snakes hell yeah

I love snakes and here is 5 reasons that they are so tasty!

  1. Their scales add extra flavour
  2. They have enough meat on them to fill me
  3. They taste great with extra herbs
  4. Their eyes taste of sugar
  5. They are so moreish

this is a dare I wouldn’t eat a snek if you paid me

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I don’t like snakes they’re scary

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I love them

Think about them as cute little slithery things that mean you no harm!

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No they’re deadly they will eat me for breakfast

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No they won’t :joy:

Just a harmless snek

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No :scream::scream::scream:
Snakes are friends, not food :crying_cat_face::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:

(And shouldn’t you add a food tag? :sweat_smile::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:)

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No snakes aren’t food! I will not add a food tag :joy:

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:nauseated_face::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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No, snakes are cute :pleading_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart: We shouldn’t eat those cute thingies. :scream::new_moon::dizzy:

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I know

Blame @celestialkitten she dared me! :joy:

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blames @celestialkitten

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I’ve been summoned
:joy:

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mOvE LiKe a sNakE.

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Why did I know that you would say that? :joy::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:

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:joy:

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hissssssss

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Even tho it’s a dare… i lovee snakes, hell yeah!

…but no, i don’t want to eat 'em.

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Snakes will eat my eyeball and poop it out

:eyes::eyes::eyes:

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I’m weird sorry

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