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PURR

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How did Daniel Parker become… well… Daniel Parker: renowned hacker extraordinaire, tech trillionaire, and, of course, extremely good looking? Well, can’t promise there’s a cheat code to the last item on that list.

I love him
Idk how you don’t write more for him when writing for him is like this like

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Maybe Dan didn’t show it… but he was just as fcked up as the rest of his family. Who would have every thought huh?

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Hell, it was the reason Daniel Parker became “Daniel Parker.” Let’s be honest, if his sister was never taken, there may be a very different man who held his name…. but… that wouldn’t be very fun, would it?

It WOULD NOT BE
Now while I want happiness for you bestie I also would not prefer that reality no thanks

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a girl who was only one when she was stolen out of her nursery when Dan really should have been in her place

Lmao its giving Rapunzel

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From the age of 13 to 21, Daniel looked for her… tried to find any trace that she was alive… any trace that could allow him to find his sister’s remains so that he could finally get a sense of closure.

Damn and you still couldn’t find her?? shoooo anyways

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Daniel had searched the bank account number that the kidnappers had given his father to deposit millions of dollars into – all he found was an endless number of pings that lead all over the world. The money his dad sent had, indeed, disappeared

So there was a ransom, I was wondering what the hell the point would be otherwise

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This was the only case in Daniel’s 37 years of life that he could never fcking solve and… maybe after a while, he had given up

My baby

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He had rather put his time into cases he could solve… saving other kidnapped girls… protecting girls from rape, murder, and pain that he could never do for his sister.

AND YOU SAY HE ISNT A GOOD GUY

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So yes, maybe Daniel Parker did blow his money on creating useless underground hideaways and maybe interviewers called him as eccentric, a waste of space, blah blah whatever else.

WHAT INTERVIEWERS ILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM A WASTE OF SPACE

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However, he always did everything he could in his power to give back to those who needed it the most. When it mattered – Dan was there, at the forefront of the issue.

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Play Feeling Myself

HAHAHAH DAN THE BARB
AND BEYONCE LMAOO

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“Hello losers, it is me, your almighty king god gracing you today with his presence”

I love him

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There was a sense of pizzaz in Daniel’s voice as he entered a board meeting for his company for the first time in… two… years? Yeah, that sounds about right, two years. Honestly, the Co-CEO title was just a name.

LMAOOOO

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That’s annoying dude number 1 on the left with the awful green sweater – he was the one that always called Dan if something techy wasn’t working, in other words, the company idiot… Jez said he was head of technology and innovation but Dan honestly didn’t belive her.

LMAOOOOOO

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Emmy

Who’s this cause I’m thinking award show right now

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Yes… Dan could see the young idiots who had never seen the movie… god damn the new generation

Not Dan the boomer

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Nope that’s the one part of the movie that hasn’t come to life so I thought why not do it myself which is exactly why…” Dan started, clicking the screen so the next part of the PowerPoint would come on the screen “I did,”

What a goat
Funny cause I was literally thinking about flying cars the other day

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“BUT DANIEL THAT’S RADIOAC-“

LMAO?

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one he created for himself because why not

Yeah
That’s something I would do as well
If I could
Like tech

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“Love, how are you? Oh Please don’t tell me this is a call to say you’re pregnant again… rather… pleasseee tell me that you’ve broken up with that idiot DeLoughrey… no… still married? Bummer.

LMAOOOOO
He is nothing if not consistent

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Play Love Nwantiti

Ooh Nigerian music
my sister just showed me this song wow wild

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So… Daniel knew Jez didn’t like cars or driving. He did… truly… so… was it a bad idea to take her on a spin in his flying car that had never been tested on anyone but him? No… probably not.

LMAOOOO

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You have to admit, missing all that traffic was fu-“ Yeah, she slapped him and started yelling how he almost crashed into 5 buildings which he TOTALLY did not.

LMAOOOOOO
BUT AT LEAST THEY MISSED ALL THAT TRAFFIC

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Akielah

I love this name sm I have no idea how to pronounce it and that’s what I love the most about it

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“Oh for fcks sake. Dan, Akielah is Charlotte. Your… sister… and… your half sister Jezebel.”

Oh wow no beating around the bush or anything
It does make sense tho why he took so quickly to Akielah tho, even with her being an Azure and everything.

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“Dan… Akielah. I’m… not lying. You two are siblings… and you always have been,”

I have many questions
Does this mean he is even more related to Kai now or is Kai less related to Aki