I might be a ghost I’m not sure
what
did
I just
watch
thats so cool
Someone getting hit in the face three times
okay i shall react
HOld up
HOLD UP
2048
TWENTY FOURTY EIGHT
OUR BABIES ARE 45-46
cute
omg she’s 16
OMG SHAY’S 18
OMG AIDAN IS 13
and twins would beee 11?
and lil girl would be 10?
THEY’RE GROWING UP TOO FAST
everyone
yeah
no one would be surprised bro
it’s like is can read my mind
Not surprised at that either
yes, yes it was
I swear is literally responds to me before I react… like… how…
Yes, Dori. TELL
good family okay
Why is that so cute?
Freaking adorable
You’re still a kid, kid.
“She stole my food”
Lies
you hated her that first day in the grocery store don’t even
And most annoying
YOU GAVE HER SOY SAUCE
but nooo
neglect that part of the story
you and your selective telling of stories
Okay zoe. WHo’s your bestie?
true
okay fine throw her under the bus you butt
Okay I made a playlist for Richard
What do you think?
pt 2
oooo
Are too
2 minutes later he be wishing the opposite
…
his what?
WHAT WAS HE GONNA SAY BEFOREEE
hey you were with kara too don’t put all of that on herrr
wrong again
a lil too much if you ask me
He left marks = enjoyed himself huh?
would you have, kid?
she’s cute tho
damn
that hurts
he said that really well tho
good, zoe. Get to the important stuff
Move aside, DeLoughrey
Pierce here
racist cop
say da whole story at least
HEY RUDE
Mom was upset
Why is that hilarious?
he really said his daughters can’t date assh0le athletes
“Had a lot of sex in a lake and then your mom thought I invited this girl named Emily to my tent and then we fought, again.”
Wayyyyyyy after the camping trip
no sir
he wasn’t saying a looooot of things
Ah that makes sense
I would have never known it was for that reason
“broke her leg” = Died for 3 minutes
rudeeeee
Poor dori
Ummmmm
Kara?
aww
Not a fcking date, but yes, a fcking date
We don’t sleep with men on the first date, Dori
Hey hey hey
second strike
how meannnn
maybe changing your mind would have been betterrrr
this is so funny
so he a lil frustrated
who isn’t
he says as he’s freaking the hell out in front of her
true tho
talk backkkk
The British voice helps
don’t. steal. her. fries.
steal her kids
not her fries
adorable
key parts retracted
Lost kids?
Jess would have probably gotten a divorce lol
DAMN ZOE
but if he saw she wasn’t happy, RUIN AWAY
WHy was this the cutest thing I’ve ever read
bai benben
stop *smack *
sure jus don’t skip chrimas
ooh its long
ah yes, the 23th
23th
my fav number
my birthday is on the 22th, when’s yours?
27nd
BISH U RUINED THE THEME
sorry bout it
i don’t know many people born on the 21th + 6 actually