OOOOOOOORRRR
Jez can replace Jess and go to a lil place in Beryl that gives you a bat or sledgehammer and lets you smash everything
During christmas time they let you smash christmas related stuff
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It’s the first Christmas jess is gone 
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Dan’s sad
and bored
and grinch like
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Dan’s gonna call Jez
she’s gonna say she’s with jordan
and he’s gonna (like classic mean girl) say “BOo you wh0re” lovingly of course
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Dan could also try to get into the Christmas spirit?
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Ew
no
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Gotta love classic mean girl Dan.
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It’s fine
it’s FINE
he’ll go somewhere to avoide the basic christmas drink starbucks girls
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sigh He can avoid, even though Jez is one of those girls who likes the basic Starbucks Christmas drinks.
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he’ll go terrorize people in the true christmas grinch spirit
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Dan: 
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I just imagine a conversation with Dan explaining it’s 99% refined sugar and Jez saying “Exactly. It’s the good stuff.”
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sigh
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Yes. I can so imagine that happening.
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Dan likes his black coffee
it reminds him of his soul
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He can like the black coffee to match his soul all he wants, but Jez is going to like her sweet holiday drink.
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Are Jez and Jess even related to him?
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