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Maddy was in the middle of grading papers at her desk when she heard the bell on the door of her coffee shop jingle. She looked up to see a man with a mullet walk in, wearing a bright yellow Speedo. Maddy couldn’t help but do a double take.

The man strutted up to the counter, his mullet bouncing up and down with each step. ā€œI’ll have a large coffee with extra cream and sugar, please,ā€ he said in a confident voice.

Maddy tried not to laugh as she prepared the coffee. She couldn’t believe that someone would actually wear a Speedo in public. As she handed the man his coffee, she couldn’t resist asking, ā€œUm, do you usually dress like this?ā€

The man looked down at his outfit and chuckled. ā€œOh, this old thing? I just came from a swim meet. I’m a competitive swimmer, and I figured I might as well show off my physique while I can.ā€

Maddy couldn’t help but smile at the man’s confidence. ā€œWell, you certainly have the body for it,ā€ she said, trying to be polite.

The man thanked her and took his coffee to go. Maddy shook her head as she watched him walk out the door, still amazed by the unusual sight. As she returned to grading papers, she couldn’t help but chuckle to herself, wondering what other strange characters she would encounter at the coffee shop.

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Okay enough

I slee now

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… WOMAN

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:joy:

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It be like that sometimes

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I’m dying rn

Ahhh what

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I have to say

that scares me

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MICHELLE YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP YOU BTCH @CerealKiller

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wheeze

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Of course I am :triumph:

MAAM

GO
TO
SLEEP
RIGHT NOW

THIS
INSTANT

Okay but honestly

this AI is great when you don’t know how to start a reply

like giving ideas 10/10

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@littlefeets

the end

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double the end @Littlefeets

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Again

mostly inaccurate

but is it cool that it remembers everything I said before and continues with what it knows? yes

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:pleading_face:

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