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Totallllly

Really it was totally unnecessary

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Cutie patootie

Such a cutie

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100%

He got this

I believe in him

He is helpless against the power of a 5 year old girl

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No idea

But the thought of Kai doing that is so funny

And in the chaos of doing stuff with Aria, and I feel like a moment of exhaustion from having minimal sleep, it was inevitable

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It’s at least 6

Sigh

It was supposed to be simple to build

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They had to get a Christmas misc on Christmas

I loved it

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If peter is 2, shouldn’t laurel be 12 and VC be 10-11?
Cause val was pregnant during the reunion and peter was born right after that?
If I remember ri

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Bleh

Imagine their 11 and 12

Doesn’t change the story thankfully

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Ooooh Dan

Dannnn

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Dan doesn’t know how to not mention them

I think they all live rent free in his mind.
He’s lowkey obsessed with all of them, especially Dori and Kai

Whenever I write a dan misc it’s on my todo list to shit on Dori and Kai at least once

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I think they all live rent free in his mind.
He’s lowkey obsessed with all of them, especially Dori and Kai

Whhhhattt? Nooooo

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Never

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When children are involved, silence is very concerning

When laurel and vc are involved especially

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Hey, Laurel loves her uncle Dan.
He’s like one of her favorite people in the world.
It’s Laurel Danielle Parker for a reason

He loves her tooooo but babysitting three of them without help from Val or Jez

That’s tough man

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See ages

Bleh

Imagine their 11 and 12

Doesn’t change the story thankfully

Yeah, they’d still get up to the same antics

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Well, Laurel’s done for. The damage has been done and the soon approaching teenage years will have plenty of swearing

HE CALLS NOT AT FAULT

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It should’ve been impossible for anyone (even his kids) to outmaneuver it.

He’s taught VC and Laurel too well though.

Sigh

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Whenever I write a dan misc it’s on my todo list to shit on Dori and Kai at least once

Sometimes its only one or the other, but usually both.

Then Andy gets thrown in there too from time to time

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No dan, you just were too good of a teacher

At least that’s good

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Oh Dan… you’re going to be in so much trouble when your wife gets home

With vc and laurel covered in glitter?

100%

That glitter is never getting out

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I think they all live rent free in his mind.
He’s lowkey obsessed with all of them, especially Dori and Kai

Whhhhattt? Nooooo

He thinks about them far too much

Even if he doesn’t like them, they’re still on his mind

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For a man who relied on his technology - and seeing that he couldn’t hack it back on because they had disabled the online router and spending the 14 minutes to reset the system to get control would take too long - this was a nightmare.

Poor dan

They found the systems one weakness and exploited it

And distracted Dan with a combustible microwave in the name of a “science experiment”

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“Your daughter staged a coup,”

She DID

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She hacked my security system. I’m pretty sure she kidnapped her brother. Valerie, she’s turning into me.”

Isn’t that what you wanted Dan? A mini version of yourself

Some things are better in theory ok

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When laurel and vc are involved especially

Cause it means they’re definitely up to something

If its only one of them around and its silent, that’s fine (like laurel could be at her computer, or doing art quietly or something) but if its both together, be afraid. Be very afraid

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He loves her tooooo but babysitting three of them without help from Val or Jez

That’s tough man

He’s still gotta do it sometimes.

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@benitz786

HE CALLS NOT AT FAULT

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At least that’s good

It just means that they’re the biggest threat to his skills.
They know their teacher’s capabilities best

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With vc and laurel covered in glitter?

100%

That glitter is never getting out

Exactly…

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“Plan? My plan is to call the Pentagon and—”

“Dan.”

“Fine. I’ll figure it out.”

She didn’t let him finish

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The issue was that Dan’s house was huge… with multiple hidden rooms… and doors… and… YEAH HE NEEDED his security system.

Poor Dan
At such a disadvantage

Have you seen his house

A game of hide and seek goes crazy

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An actual, hand-drawn treasure map taped to her wall like this was a scene from Indiana Jones with an x marking the kitchen.

“Are you serious right now?”

These kids I swear

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The map led him through a series of clues—Post-It notes with ridiculous riddles that made Daniel question his life choices. was a plus right?

I wonder whose idea it was
I feel like it could’ve been laurel’s suggestion, making it like a real life video game

Would make sense

There was a lot of weird clues man and they were all a damn distraction

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@benitz786

They found the systems one weakness and exploited it

And distracted Dan with a combustible microwave in the name of a “science experiment”

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She DID

And she did a masterful job

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Some things are better in theory ok

Oh Dan

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were VC and Laurel—covered in glitter

So much glitter

How? Is my question

What exploded??

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Oh, and Peter? Peter was strapped to one of Daniel’s rotating drones,

I mean, it is VC’s job to terrorize her brother

Sighhh

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only stare in disbelief as his 2-year-old waved at him like this was some amusement park ride. “Oh my fcking god,” Daniel muttered under his breath, resisting the urge to facepalm as Peter let out a squeal of laughter, completely oblivious to the chaos around him.

Val is not hearing of this 100%

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She didn’t let him finish

She thought it was better not to let him finish

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Have you seen his house

A game of hide and seek goes crazy

So many ways to hide

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These kids I swear

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Would make sense

There was a lot of weird clues man and they were all a damn distraction

It certainly made things fun for them

I wouldn’t be surprised if they used the security system to watch dan follow the clues while keeping him locked out of the system