Omg you’re right
and?? so am i
wait so she met her in israel?
great question
lowk mona
anyway
I SAID THIS HAHAHAHA
im catching up rnnnn
the library>>
new bbo idea
SHUSH
i dont have a weird thing feeding on me
Yas
omg i need to do another one of those actually
is that what it would take??
ooh
Best part
Iykyk
Yes
Well
Maybe you need one
It’s clearly a baby
Completely random, but It’s my dad’s birthday and we’re going out to quite the fancy place for dinner and I don’t know what to wear
Pants that you can open a button after eating without it looking weird
GIRL UR TRIPPIN
its said to be a gift from her dad so i hope tf not
v practical
YOU DO
another handful of incorrect quotes for giggles @NinthHouse
Summary
Umbra
Vinnie: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read
Jesse: His name is jarred he was nineteen
Dominic: When his parents built a very strange machine
Dante: watch that scene dig in the dancing queeennnn
Ren: Ayyyy Macarena
Tae: horrible job everyone
Enigma
Lenore: Ruin her lipstick not her mascara
Casey: Make her pussy wet not her eyes
Seung-min: Make his dick hard not his life
Esther: Break her bed not her heart
Lyra: Play with her boobs not her feelings
Inessa: Get on his dick not his nerves
Atlas: Always salt your pasta while boiling it
Dominic: Do you ever get so excited you wanna crush a human skull with your hands
Vinnie: You just described breathing
Dom: I’m fairly certain I did not
Esther: WOAH! I just remembered I have my very own skeleton under all this flesh
Celestine: not for long!!
@asrxrism at the mention of Dom or Vinnie allegedly: He’s an irredeemable villain to you, he’s my special little princess though
Floriano: When you high and the world feels 3D
Elijah: It is
Floriano: On god?
Lenore: Today I saw Dom crying for five minutes and then an alarm went off and he just… stopped crying and went back to work
Dom: it’s called time management
Seung-min, propping his feet on a table: So I heard you like bad boys
Tae: what? No
Seung-min, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god, that felt terrible
Thalia: Where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store
Freya: [mumbles]
Thalia: What?
Freya: I couldn’t reach it, it was on the top shelf!!
Lyra: I’m like when a girl consumes too much media but doesn’t have enough real life interactions
Ayla: so a loser?
Lyra: precisely
Atlas: see, you and I? We’re like spunchbob and Patrice
Esther: gay
Desdémona: that’s his snail
Aurora: you think being gay is hard? Imagine telling people you’re only attracted to clowns
Amani: narcissism ain’t cute sis
Jesse: my religion doesn’t allow me to eat pig meat
Vinnie: right, cannibalism
Aurora: Even though you’re gay (I’m homophobic) I still love your art!!
Atlas: thanks man
Arya: bubble wrap but there’s terrified faces printed on the bubbles so you feel morally challenged popping them
Vinnie: did you mean horny
Arya: I would love to study you
Inessa: someone is mowing the lawn at 2am
Inessa: update- someone is my brother
Inessa: Ren did you have a flashlight?
Ren: No
Inessa: How did you see?
Ren: Moon
Lenore: So, how do you feel about pet names?
Dom: well you have to call them something
you get incorrect quotes in the meantime
no thanks
would love one but no
ihy
Oh Shi
Right