its clearly an incubus
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LOVE
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Love
Short queen
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jk i like these better @NinthHouse
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Devon: Im throwing an edging party, you can’t come
Adrian dear: what?? But I love being edgy?? raaaa other creep stuff
Oggy: go take care of your kids bruh
Inessa: my ass may be big, but my family is bigger!
Vinnie: I’ve been in more holes than your father
Thalia: that’s not alcohol I’m drinking, that’s piss!
Celestine: I ate all of my siblings 
Desdémona: starts tweaking
Inessa: alright, which one of you btches pegged my brother
Thalia: I didn’t do it. If it got a dick, I don’t want it
Elijah: hello sir, here’s your Panda Express order for delivery
Dante: konichiwa
Inessa: hello brother 
Renlin: hello ugly sister 
Inessa: what do we give mom? 
Renlin: shame 
Inessa: no dude like for the day
Ren: we ruin her reputation every day
Inessa: no stupid, for Mother’s Day
Ren: ohhh, why didn’t you just tell me that?
Desdemona: hello doctor I have been experiencing dizziness and fatigue, I think people have been giving me negative energy!
Tae: actualy you have anemia but i love your enthusiasm
Aurora: some people have asked, and here are some gender neutral ways to address people!
Dante: peeps
Adrian dear: students
Atlas: 
everypony:sparkles:
Vinnie (texting oggy): yo, your girl Devon is cheating on you fool
Oggy: bro Im deaf
Vinnie: sorry my bad.
Vinnie:
Oggy: that fcking btch
Hayes (texting esther): when are you sitting on my face?
Esther: hayes, my mom read this. I told her you were a chair company
Hayes: bet
Vinnie: how tight
Tae: loose. Poop just falls out
Vinnie: I meant how tight are we
Tae: ohhh, we chill
Amani: wanna be my girlfrien?
Aurora: you mean girlfriend?
Amani: what?
Aurora: you forgot the d
Amani: don’t worry about the d baby… You’ll be getting that letter…
Seung-min (texting): that 
better be ready for when I come and see you
Seung-min in person: hello
Tae: hey
Seung-min: how’s it going
Tae: good how are you
Seung-min: good. What’s your name
Tae: Emily
Seung-min: I’m josh
Tae: hi
Seung-min:
Seung-min: can I kiss you 
Tae: sure
Seung-min: 
Seung-min: 
Inessa: can’t always be the prettiest girl at the party
Thalia: but you can ALWAYS be the drunkest
Vinnie: but babe you love being gaslit
Hayes (texting w sister ab nic): he doesn’t like you Lenore, you’re delusional
Lenore: you spelled delicious wrong babe
Devon: hate when guys say “Omg you’re so funny I love your jokes blah blah” like ugh you only like me for my personality what about my giant tits
Amani: would YOU date you?
Vinnie: I would be outside my window with a boom box in the rain
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Interesting theory
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i couldnt tell u
no ong
You think her dad gave her an incubus?
Lets see
that was so confusing
its giving wizards of waverly place w that guy whos like “i’ll show YOU”
so harsh …love that 
love seeing them interact
why do i see this
Summary
just… wow
wow…
so real fot that vinnie
AHHH 
YEEESSSSSS HUN
true queen right here
he literally needs this
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He does need to be studied
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@novella we need a jevinnie reunion
or vinesse
jencenzo
idk what that was LMAO
i got that one from insta reels
ik 
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@NinthHouse more incorrect quotes I’m almost positive I haven’t posted 
ba ding
Ppl I think should be friends/ are/ or should become a friend group 
Amani : Am I right, Celestine ?
Celestine : I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Vinnie : Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess?
Celestine: Atlas, Renlin , I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Atlas, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Renlin is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Renlin : I love you too 
Agastya: Why does everyone want to kill Hayes?
Eljiah : Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
Lyra: So what do you have planned for the future?
Thalia: Lunch.
Lyra: No, like long term.
Thalia: Oh…um, dinner?
Freya: I can’t believe there’s a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he’s here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.
Raven: That’s it, you’re grounded! Floriano , no adventures for you! Jessie, no fighting for you! Amani, no stealing for you! And Renlin… oh my god, is there anything that you love?
Renlin: Revenge.
Raven: No vengeance for you.
Renlin: I was going to say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.
Ayla: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Dominic: What’s wrong with you??
Ayla: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Tae: No, they mean other than that.
Ayla: Ohhhhhh.
Ayla: I haven’t slept in 4 days.
Amani: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Jesse : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Amani: Well somebody’s got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Vincenzo, on a walkie talkie: This is Vincenzo, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Celestine : Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Inessa: Milfs.
Aurora: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can’t change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Celestine : Wait, they’re acronyms? What do they stand for???
Atlas: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Atlas: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Aurora: Mom/dad I’d Love to Fuck.
Celestine : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Celestine : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Atlas: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Inessa: What? No! It isn’t!
Atlas: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Aurora: Atlas…
Atlas: THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Aurora: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Atlas: CELESTINE , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Celestine : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Inessa: THAT’S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN’T BE RUINED THAT’S WHAT IT MEANS!
Aurora: Y’all are dumbasses.
Ayla: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Tae: But I’m a vegan.
Ayla: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
Devon: You’re overthinking this.
Hayes: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Devon. What if I’m underthinking?
Lyra: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Asther: You sleep with a teddybear.
Lyra: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Hayes: This is getting embarrassing.
Thalia: Getting? We’re already there!
Inessa: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.
Hayes: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Inessa: Th-that’s not how that works-
Lenore, answering the phone: Hello?
Inessa: It’s Inessa.
Lenore: What did they do this time?
Inessa: No, it’s me, Inessa. It’s actually me.
Lenore: What did you do this time?
Amoni: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
Inessa: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
Sung-min: Know why I called you in here?
Tae: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Sung-min: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?
Agastya: is wearing silk pants How does this look?
Arya: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Agastya:
Arya: No, I didn’t mean it like that-
Inessa: We know what you meant.
idk who to put here, but it popped up
there not friend friends yet, but love 
Inessa: I’m going to kill Arya!
Agastya, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.
Arya, writing in a letter: “I’m going to kick… your… ass.”
Arya: THERE. Now send it.
Tae:: Dude, your handwriting’s terrible, are you sure you want to-
Arya: JUST DO IT!
later
Inessa: So what does it say?
Dom, reading the letter: They say they’re going to “lick my…”
Inessa:
Dom:
Inessa: Gross-
Lyra: I know you love them.
Inessa : I am not in love with Hayes!
Lyra, staring at Inessa : I never said who…
Inessa : realizes
Inessa : Shit. Well, anyways-
Devon: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Hayes: Never seen one.
Devon: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Hayes: What can’t I see?
Devon: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Hayes: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Devon: Fuck.
Tae, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?
Arya: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made some of Inessa cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.
Dom: That’s a nice arguement, Tae Why don’t you back it up with a source?
Tae: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
Arya: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.
Tae: That’s a trash can.
Everyone is playing a board game together
jesse: I will put ‘A’ down to make ‘A’.
Thalia: I will add onto your ‘A’ to make ‘AT’.
Inessa: I will add onto your ‘AT’ to make ‘RAT’.
Lyra: I will add onto your ‘RAT’ to make ‘BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC’.
Inessa: flips the board
Inessa: sharpens knife We’ve got ways of making people talk.
Inessa: cuts piece of cake
Lyra: …Can I have some?
Inessa: Cake is for talkers.
Lyra: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
jesse, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
Dante: What are you doing here?
Celestine: I could ask you the same question.
Dante: I live here. This is my house.
Celestine: I should probably ask you a different question.
Amoni: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Celestine: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Jesse: Are you busy?
Renlin: Yes.
Jesse: Cool, listen to this…
Renlin: Jesse and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Jesse: We what?
Renlin: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.
Atlas: Did you bring Dante?
Vinnie, gesturing to Renlin: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Atlas: Renlin? The next best thing would be Jesse.
Renlin: I would be offended, but Jesse is freakishly strong.
Atlas: Why am I the bad guy?
Jesse: I don’t know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Vinnie, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Vinnie: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Renlin: It was you the fuck.
Vinnie: It was I the fuck…
Atlas: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Renlin: They the fuck.
Arya: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Ayla: Yes. Absolutely.
Arya: When?
Ayla: When you’re right.
Cayenne: Pardon me, but it sounds like you’re questioning my authority!
Raven: Not at all, Cayenne. Merely your primitive methods.
Arya: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Ayla: Why? It was important.
Arya: All it says is, “I’m back on my shit”.
Tae, shrugging: The people need to know.
Arya: Can I have some?
Tae, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it.
some more for ppl idk who are frens with 
Cayenne: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Elijah: We have three, actually!
Floriano: Pick your favorite.
Floriano: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
Elijah: You look really stressed.
Mona: Haha, it’s the stress.
Casey: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Floriano: Cohesion?
Cayenne: Teamwork?
Elijah: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Raven: And Mona is not here.
Floriano: Oh, and that, yeah.
Floriano: You don’t deserve me.
Elijah: At your worst or your best?
Floriano: I don’t have a worst.
Elijah: Because you’re already at your worst?
Raven: You read my diary?
Floriano: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
wow that got reallu long 
I… went down the rabbit hole
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Full moon
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it’s finally the end of the week
you know what, i have seung min for that, just cuz i want to see his interaction with atlas XD
im just gonna put a pin in it too cuz i will be gone gone by exam week T.T
the floor is still open for celeste, tho im not sure if there is still available chars atm so, let’s pray exam week isn’t hell
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i wouldddd like to see an isaac misc
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I mean
Fair point
I am Thalia in the situation
Hey hey she has a pretty handwriting
She practiced 
Aren’t we all
True
Tha audacity
Come on tae😤
Isaac would have shared
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I feel like this would be reversed
That is 100% something Raven would say
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awwww
gasp DONT SAY THIS ABOUT MY MAN
STOPPPPPP
they need to chillll
me and my son are anti jesani
fifnhhg this is taking me out
hes so cute
ah i missed this interaction
real asf
amani and inessa should be switched to @kristi and me
hes so real
PFT
i think someone did this for adrian and ren
these are so cute
the zodiac stuff
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