At least you have a date now
That’s a bit of a comfort
At least you have a date now
That’s a bit of a comfort
It is!! Sooner to get it healed
HAHAHAHHA
Too direct
I hope your foot turns out ok
not even Lenore
Incorrect quotes from glee
No summary bc
Yes
Thalia: you know what I call an afternoon where I get drunk?
Thalia: an afternoon
Tae: seung-min?
seung-min and celestine shuffle around
Seung-min (in gay denial): sorry, hah, me and celestine were just having… sexual relations
Desdémona: when I pulled my hamstring I went to… a misogynist
Renlin: Let’s go guys! This week we really came together as a team
Vinnie: yeah a GAY team. A big gay team of dancing GAYS
Jesse: so what do you guys sing?
Dante: likeee 25% classic rock, 25% pop, 25% musical tunes,-
Jesse(to the camera): 100% gay
Seung-min with the other European orphan charity group football team: hi I’m Seung-min and I’ll be auditioning for the role of kicker
Esther: I am going to fake an epileptic seizure
Atlas: you’re not an epileptic
Esther: that’s why I’m gonna fake it
Aurora: that was delicious, I’ve never had fake meat that tasted so much like the real thing
Jesse: right because you’re a vegan, and I totally knew that because we know each other so well-
Jesse: more apple cider?
Lenore: when you guys answer the phone, what do you say?
Inessa: waddup?
Ren: who this be?
Dom: no, they’re dead, this is their son
Arya: I know you always wanted to meet Barbra Streisand
Mona: is she here?!
Arya: this is a mall in Ohio.
Atlas: they say the best time to start a business is during the recession, and I don’t know what that means, I don’t even know what a recession is, but I belieevvvveeeee we’re in one right now.
Mona: Hes so smart I- I can’t believe he flunked out of college!!
Freya: 70% of all teeth in this school are wooden
Arya: you and I are… more similar than you think
Amani: that’s a terrible thing to say
Arya: you smell like Craigslist
Amani: sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by your GIANT horseteeth
Lenore: here’s my list!!
Dom (whispering): I thought we agreed the list of things we did wrong this week was hurting more than helping
Lenore: my Christmas list!!
Devon: a young gay terrorist went on to become the president of the United States; Abraham lincoln
Inessa: I want to get married. Now.
Hayes: I have class-
Amani(campaigning): I’ll often yell to homeless people “hey! How’s that homelessness workin out for ya? Give not being homeless a try!!”
Inessa: did you just throw up?
Thalia: no…
Inessa: you missed the toilet…
Thalia: that was left by the girl before me. I tried to throw up but I guess I just have no gag reflex
Inessa: one day that will turn out to be a gift
Thalia: IT ALREADY DID HAHA! ME AND YOUR BROTHER ARE GETTING FREAKY EVERY DAYYY
Vinnie: you know there’s only one person in this world who can tell you who you are.
Dom: me
Vinnie: no. Me, Sue Sylvester
Raven: take these, it’ll keep your strength up while you menstruate
Elijah: I don’t menstruate
Raven: neither do I
Dante: you know what Wednesday is, right?
Lyra: ?
Dante: hump day
Sue Sylvester is god
This is a correct quote
“Is this Mr Va—”
“He died 18 years ago” hangs up
Dom is getting coal that’s why
Accurate
This
Why is it so hot outside it’s only april
I swear I’m gonna die of heat this year y’all invited to my funeral it’s gonna be a rave with AC
No I love it though!
I’ll bring ice chips
Its too much
Bring a whole ass freezer I’ll just chill in there
LMFAOOOO
Don’t die pls
You’ve endured the desert long enough
What’s one more summer
It’s hotter than last year tho
I swear
Global warming
Fck that btch