Ok! I made this topic because I have so many weird dreams it’s unreal. I’ll share mine down below but I hoped I wasn’t the only one who experienced them? Please comment on my dreams and tell me your thoughts. Anyways, make me laugh and share your dreams! I’ll give you a percentage on how weird I think your dreams are! Judgement Free Zone
No. 1 - Michael and Moles
Me and my siblings were going to a specialist doctor because we all had these moles on the back of our necks which needed removing. So our parents were taking us there and we get stuck in traffic, so I was just looking out the window and I saw a Michael Jackson/Bruno Mars hybrid sitting on a big, tall rock playing a song on a guitar.
So, anyways we get there and the first thing I notice is that the room is a shop and it’s bright orange and a cream theme. They had really big shelves with big tubs of powder on them and these runs had stock photos of different things like a family, children, elderly and one with a cat and dog on it. We are then greeted by a nice white lady and she’s explaining what the removal process is and what’s she gonna do.
So, she finishes talking and selects the big tub with the family on it for my brothe. She reached into the rub and then removes my brother’s mole. Then, it was my sister’s turn and the nice lady does the same thing to her.
Now, it is my turn, I bend down in front of her, just like my siblings and she reaches into the family tub and tries to remove the mole, it however doesn’t come off. She then goes off to a shelf and reaches for the tub with the dog and a cat, reaches into it and puts her hand towards my neck.
Then everything goes black and my dream ends.
I actually has two weird dreams in the same night, so that is the next one.
No 2. - The Magic Jumper
I had a red jumper, a crew neck if you will, and one day I was going for a walk on my road. All of a sudden, I got to the telephone wires and I started to fly! It was really crazy and my manic jumper soon caught the attention of many people.
A few days after my magic jumper went viral, I had been approached by Channel 4, a British entertainment channel, who wanted to make a documentary about me. In the documentary, I would go to different places in the world, flying there with my magic jumper. Of course I agreed, and was told that I would be flying to a lovely remote tropical island.
I went to a waterfall, where my parents were floating in little rubber rings and drinking cocktails. So, I explored the island a bit more and then my dream ended 
^ This would be cool though.
No. 3 - The Guardian Angel
My mum had just given birth to a boy called Tyrone, my new brother. I wasn’t to fussed about this because I’ve already got siblings and they aren’t so bad.
Except, I was Tyrone’s guardian angel. Basically, he had these evil shadow monsters following him and it was my job to kill them. I was the only person who could see them - that’s why they were so dangerous. However, Tyrone was safe from these monsters who needed to kill me before they got to him. I always carried a big sword around with me to be prepared for attacks.
One time, I was at school talking with my friends, when I saw a big shadow monster on the school field. I excused myself and snuck to the school field to have a duel with this monster.
Alexa, play boss music.
This monster is much bigger than the usual monsters I’m used to and although I’m nervous, I know I’ve got to protect Tyrone. I pull out my magic sword and focus on the quality of my jabs. So, me and this shadow monster have this epic boss fight and I’m so skilled he can’t help but vanish into thin air.
I’m so sorry but my dream ended there.
What do you think happened next?
^ I don’t like fantasy by any means but it was really cool to be in that situation. I also loved the idea, so if any of you bother making a big blockbuster movie out of it, you’ll have a big lawsuit coming your way.
Jk but none of you are safe.
No. 4 - My Mum Did What?
I was in the living room, on the sofa eating some sweets and my mum comes in to see what I’m doing. She has red wine in her hand and is a bit tipsy.
As she goes to take a sip of her wine, the glass forms a crack down the middle. I expected her to throw it in the bin, however, she drunk the remaining wine and started to eat the glass. Don’t eat glass. Please. I’m not trying to get sued. I watched horror as she ate the entire glass and seemed absolutely fine.
I had to recover from what I had just seen before I could leave the spot I was in.
So, I went to the kitchen because I had just finished my sweets and I was putting the wrapper in the bin.
And I walk in on my mum, spreading flour on the kitchen counter and eating it in piles.
My dream ended there and I’m really glad it did. I don’t really want to continue that one.
Don’t eat glass or raw flour please. It’s not good for your health.
BONUS - No. 5 - Patrick is awful. Nightmarish?
TRIGGER WARNING - This dream has themes of a minor sexual assault (kissing) against minors. It’s mild and doesn’t go into detail but if you might be upset, please don’t read it. I’d rather you not read it than be upset!
It was a late winter evening and I was walking home from school and I decided to take a shortcut home. So I was walking down the road and I found myself walking behind a roadman and a chavette. They were most definitely going out. (Dating.)
(If you don’t know what they are, then look it up.)
I recognised the boy from my school, he was in Year 11 (ages 15-16) and I’d never seen the girl before but she was probably around his age.
So I wasn’t trying to get their attention because I wanted to avoid all confrontation, especially in the dark. I walked quite closely behind them so that I was able to hear their conversation.
“Patrick! You can’t just be going 'round kissing 12-year-old girls!” she said in a very strong Liverpool accent.
I was quite shocked about this and found myself wondering what made Patrick kiss those girls.
“It’s not on, Patrick. It’s disgusting, that’s what it is!”
I was glad she was so anti-Patrick, like me. Yet, I was so deep in thought that I had completely got lost.
I ended up walking around to find where I was and I ended up at this creepy empty fairground (carnival) and I hadn’t realised my mum had been calling this whole time. I then got so worried and anxious that I aborted my dream.
Yes, I did abort my dream.
That concludes my dreams, I hope you enjoyed them. Which one was your favourite? I look forward to seeing yours!
@Lilly_K
