The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

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@anon68003072

Well sometimes I’ll be sat in the waiting room lile “there’s nothing wrong with me I’m just being stupid and wasting peoples time” then by the time I’ve gone in and said my symptoms I’ve calmed down and been told I’m ill and not wasting anyones time

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@Mouschi

No, unless it’s the one that sticks that thing up your ----

Then I’d be running for the hills.

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@Duckling

Nope, but the doctor should be scared of me

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@SomeoneCallMyPastor2

Of course I do, im not a moron

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@Duckling

Oui And I make sure to wear it correctly and not like those idiots who don’t even cover the nose… It surprises me how humans have survived so long with how stupid some people are behaving now

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@CerealKiller

Convincing myself to get out of bed

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@liyahsdiamond

I’m moving to Canada once I become an adult. Screw America

@LoneWolf

I’m moving to outer space. Aliens will probably treat me better and make better choices

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@glxwingAngel

NASA Astronauts be like:

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@Yomama

Dear Coronavirus,

If your done with your killing spree do you mind moving on to the next planet? You’ve killed about 516, 210+ people ain’t you happy yet?

If your here to stay can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump? If you can I will forever be indebted to you

Signed
Mama

(I CACKLED)

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@Quinn

@Yomama

can you kill all them toxic human beings and Donald J. Trump?

Omg do you hate him that much?

@passionfruit

yes

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@anon68003072

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@MeghanWrites

Imagine sitting in labour, screaming in pain whilst lifting weights

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@CerealKiller

I don’t know what story to tell it’s not really a story but my skin sucks and I used to have a whole lot of acne and I was and still am a skin picker (save me) and my skin can’t handle it so I look like sh-t

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