Silly Americans

no-
it’s like eating mom’s foundation cream with a cherry chapstick
just no-
So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.
That’s just sad tho