This week’s Quotes from the Food section (for Instagram)
Thanks for all the quote nominations.
Quote 1 - Divcp
Quote 2 - Eleanor_W-15
Quote 3 - Quinn/rozie
Quote 5 - Duckling/Eleanor_W-15
Am I a vegetable?
No
Are you sure?
Certain
Quote 6 - Duckling/Ouijaloveletters
Am I the only one who feels hungry after scrolling through this thread?
No.
Quote 7 - Ouijaloveletters/Tina.G
I accidentally ate meatloaf without realizing it has onions…@cerealkiller is planning my funeral. And before I die, I ask you…what food screws with you?
anything gluten lol
Oof. I don’t think I’ve been more scared to fart in my life.
Quote 8 - raviola
i would serve rejected recipes from other restaurants and call it chopped hahahaha
Quote 10 - TL_DR
“Hi, do you know where the nearest Chick Fil A is”
Quote 11 - AS007/idiot.exe
Quote 12 - AnnSza
So when i was around 6 years old, on Easter we usually went to this museum where once lived a writer who wrote a story called Bunny Sauna, lol that sounds so weird translated but whatever… so theres a huge area around that house/museum where there are a lot of activities for the kids. The place if flooding on Easter, theres a barn there too, and we had a scavenger hunt there, we had to find eggs, whoever had the most was going to win a special treat! So I obviously used my insane speed and my eagle eyesight to locate the eggs. No surprise i won that. I was beyond exited for my prize, obviously thinking it was going to be chocolate or something like that, but then this 50yro woman dressed up as a bunny comes at me with a basket filled with carrots, and calls them “The Bunny’s Treat”… i was beyond devastated and i have never been more disappointed in my life. Its been more than a decade and i still cant get over it.
Quote 13 - CerealKiller/SpookySherry
This is photoshop ShErRy
This is not how gravity works
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?? Where’s your proof???
Gravity bro
How do you know? WHERE IS THE PROOF??
Where is yours
Video it
Here:
Pictures can be faked
Your statement is photoshop
- Quote 1 - “Assumptions”
- Quote 2 - “Ugly Veges”
- Quote 3 - “Sprite”
- Quote 4 - “Feet”
- Quote 5 - “Am I a vegetable?”
- Quote 6 - “Feeling hungry”
- Quote 7 - “Killer meatloaf”
- Quote 8 - “Rejected recipes”
- Quote 9 - “What food? Food”
- Quote 10 - “Not McD’s”
- Quote 11 - “Cursed Combos”
- Quote 12 - “Story”
- Quote 13 - “Photoshop”