The best and raddest forum quotes for instagram

[Rose]

@Secretz

#2980

Fly like a bird, my child

@AS007

and crap on everyone’s windows

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@Secretz

Madonna was 55 when she dated a 22 year old. JLo was 43 when she dated a 26 year old.

Don’t worry if you are not dating. He or she might not be born yet.

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@anon68003072

#152

Story time!!!

When my little sister was 3 ish, she used to drink so much milk that her poop was white. And when she went in the bath, she’d just pop and they would float around like white blobs.

She would wait until the parent looked away then hide them behind the shampoo bottles.

So when my dad came and used the bath later, he would reach behind the shampoo bottles to grab the ‘soap’.

If you are smart, you will know what the ‘soap’ actually was