The rules are simple: one person asks a very high IQ 200 intellectual question, and the other person answers and asks a question in return 
Example:
Person 1: can you hear purple?
Person 2: three. Do you like your shoes sock colored?
Person 3: tuesday. What’s my mom’s name on a scale from 1 to 10?
And so forth.
Let’s begin
Favorite color for a blue rug?
Yodeling. What’s the square root of the sun?
Circles.
What toothbrush do you use to brush your hair?
My brother’s dead possum.
What’s your favorite way to sneeze on ketchup?
Yes.
What’s your shirt size in shoe size?
Turtle 
What’s your eye colour if tomorrow is Wednesday?
thursday. why
Duckling
How many colours does it take to change a lightbulb in Antarctica?
Orange.
Can you peel a water?
Banana.
Did the egg come first or the chicken?
Hairy cucumbers.
Is jumping on Canadians vacuum cleaners a thrilling experience
As thrilling as my grandma’s bucket
Is it illegal to gracefully lick a sock?
Pancakes
Is it safe to stuff yourself in a microwave?
Only if soap
What’s the circumference of π?
Sandwich grease 
How soggy are your cats?
Drywall
What’s the best flavor of the time?
Twelve
How would you rate the taste of the number 17 on a scale from green to duck?
Karaoke
Do you like your pasta window colored?
7
Should rocks be walked daily or are eagles good for that?
Yes, you should microwave them.
Favorite letter in the color wheel?