What do unicorns eat?

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Did you ever ask yourself what unicorns eat? :unicorn:

I think since they are like horses but more special, they just eat what horses eat. But maybe someone has a better idea? :joy: Eating hay could be too unspectacular for a unicorn so I’d love to hear your theories! :unicorn:

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Other unicorns

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Rainbows bc that’s what they fart out

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:sob: nooo

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Dang El.

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Unicorns eat Rumi @unicornio for breakfast, not sure about lunch. Maybe Stalkie @SkyWalker for brunch? :eyes:

oooohhhhhhhh

Telly @Tellyg47 is lunch! :+1:

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Unicorns eat me because everyone wants a piece of me.

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According to mythology? Children

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That’s why they are extinct :unicorn::skull:

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Yeah they just kept eating each other now they’re dead

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They eat paper, of course.

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Nooo
Unicorns can feed on you :eyes:

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You’d let them do that to me? :pleading_face:

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If you let them eat me then yes :unamused:

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I wouldn’t ----

Oh wait. . .

Whoops

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Me was kidding

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I’m the whole meal

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Nah, just the snack!

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:cry:

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Hopefully not ducks :eyes::eyes::green_heart::duck:

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No they’re actually scared of ducks, arch enemies since the dawn of time

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