Blue Royalty | Official Thread

Kbail · 29 March 2021 19:58

“New York? That’s great. To be honest, I would have never expected you to be into culinary. This whole time I thought you were going to model or do something in fashion.” Today, it seemed like he was getting surprised by everyone and their plans for what they were going to do for the future. Even one of the guys that skipped school most of the time was planned on going to college. “Going to New York was my second option. I’m actually going to Washington DC to play sports at one of the universities, but hopefully try and make it a full time career in basketball. I did want to go to New York first but was convinced to go to Washington.” Talking about his career plans was one of the things he was prideful about and he couldn’t help but have a huge grin. He was also feeling nostalgic about the fact that he wanted Selena to go there with him but of course that was over. “Wait, what made you want to go into cooking?” He asked curiously.

@Caticorn - Zion

Kbail · 29 March 2021 20:03

Kara felt as if a huge weight was lifted off of her shoulders. The burden of having to say sorry. She was especially glad that Elodie naturally had a cool temperament and felt it was stupid of her to expect her to be infuriated with smoke coming out of her ears. “Ah, I forgot you’re going to boring as hell college, well at least it’s in London. let’s just make sure to treat summer like its our last and get into trouble.” She did a shimmy and grabbed Elodie’s arms. “Haha, Imagine you come back and you have a leather jacket and red hair.” Then Elodie explained that she already had an apartment but will still be visiting. “Riker better be there or he’s going to have to hear from me.” Knowing that Elodie was moving far scared her, and she hoped that she wasn’t on the back-burner of her friendships or that she would forget about her, especially after what she did. Kara really didn’t have any friends just acquaintances she called her friends, so she was basically holding on for dear life with the last true friend she had. “Well anyways, I’ll definitely be here, stuck in boring Beryl for now, working at Avenir. I’m not complaining though. I did want to see how it would be working with my family there.”

@astxrism - Elodie

Caticorn · 29 March 2021 23:59

Zion Pestana

“Interesting. I’ve actually never thought of that before.” They commented in response to Brandon saying he thought they were going to model. They listened to him as he talked about Washington and how he was going there to play sports. “That sounds like it will be a lot of fun.” They told him, smiling. They could tell from the expression on his face that this was something he was passionate about, and the smile on his face is what had brought a smile onto their own. “My mom is a chef and I’ve always loved helping her in the kitchen.” They told him, answering his question. “Cooking, or rather, baking has been my passion for as long as I can remember and I figured that if I had to pursue something as a career, it should be something I’m passionate about.” They added on with a small shrug.

@Kbail - Brandon

CerealKiller · 30 March 2021 12:36

”Medical bills paid. I took him for drinks on me though, he needed to forget that day” Andy laughed ”Worked like a charm, two years later and he still didn’t run away” he told her as they talked about Brody.

“Let’s do it; I owe you an ass tattoo and a boob tattoo,”
”Damn, best spots” he said with a jokingly playful smirk and hugged her back ”Gotta see Patricia try to beat that. She’ll chicken” he said as they parted, sipping his drink again and nodding at her statement on the sitting down part ”There’s already a wheelchair kid can’t have two” he told her and looked around for a place to sit but was beaten to it as she pulled him to a couch and the two sat down.

”Mikel sure knows his sh!t” he told her in response as talking about the guy who used to be one of his best friends but then suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth, but unlike Jess, he was yet to pop back into his life, so it was a bit… complicated ”Poor bed though, but good times”

“You really think I’d leave the fries? Do you know me at all, McNugget?”
”I just want fries let me hope” he sighed
“How about this; we can share the fries? And I get whatever damn tattoo you want me to?”
”I like that plan” he told her with a soft smile ”top notch plan”

”Hey hey don’t blame be it was the timing of the sentence. Keep him on his toes that sounds like fun” he raised his hands innocent and laughed lightly ”I’ll try not to get stabbed, just gotta stay away from people’s psycho sisters and I’m cool” he told her. He knew Anna and her made up, but Anna was still a psycho to him, and being hurt like that was just as much as her fault as the other girl’s even though she wasn’t the one to do it.

“Though I’m thinking you’re having no trouble in the sex department seeing as you got the wonderful Z pregnant after the firs… second time. Those boys really know how to go get it huh,”
”for the record I did not see that one coming” he told her regarding the pregnancy Swimming championship winners of 2020 though” he laughed *”Should have been a real competition. I’d at least get a medal.””

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CerealKiller · 30 March 2021 13:24

”not everyone, there are a few rogues but I get the point. But for what it’s worth you’re extremely different, got those special personalities and all” he told her. For what she could tell, Anna and Jessica were insanely different, which isn’t a bad thing. And frankly, she could see why Theo liked her.

”She might have understood that part of the good things in life, guess it’s your turn now” she chuckled, that revelation was just everything. ”Never spit the cheese, food in shoots tastes almost as good as it looks, that nutritionist needs to chill, you look great, skip the lettuce”

*“You know… I might have to try some of this amazing food in the world… any tips on where to start?”
”Hmm. Tough question, but, have you ever had pizza?” she asked her, though assuming the answer was no. “Yeah… I believe I’m going to have to work up to telling Jess after I’ve tried a few of the basics or I’ll come out of her food fest with my stomach needing pumping,”
Celine laughed lightly at her next comment ”Good call” she told her ”You don’t want eight years worth of food shoved into you in one day that doesn’t sounds very fun, or… survivable”

”Fair point, depends on the place, both France and America are huge, not same level of huge but still. I love London too though, it’s an amazing city.” she agreed and added on as she sipped the drink she had ordered before and forgot about while eating and talking.

Hey… what would you say you and I get out of here. I love parties but… maybe you can show me a bit more of this food tour that we just started?"
Celine smirked a smirk which grew to a smile as she looked over at the girl ”This is the best plan I’ve heard today” she told her and finished the drink putting the glass down ”After you m’lady” she slightly bowed jokingly

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benitz786 · 30 March 2021 20:40

“Wait… drinks? And I wasn’t invited. Wow. I’m offended McDad,” Jess teased, a slight punch in his shoulder with those words “Were you afraid that I was going to scare Brody away?” she asked with a wiggle of her eyebrows. “But at least good ol’ Brody stayed. I love that man; he lets me into your concerts for free and even lets me touch the merchandise without tackling me. I think that’s a win.” And talking about merchandise; the conversation soon moved to the coveted tattoo spots of her ass and boobs. “You’re going to have to hold my hand the whole time again. I’m telling you that right now. What’s it going to be? Your signature on my boob and your face on my butt? Is that what we agreed on in jail? I think I also said Bob Ross is going to be on the ass cheek next to you,” Jess continued; nodding as he said something about having a wheelchair kid and moving with him to the couch.

“Mikel does know his sh!t… in bed at least. Can’t make the same claim about the sh!t he’s pulling with Jezebel. It’s like that idiot just shut off, I swear,” A sigh left her mouth as she thought back to her cousin. Jessica felt bad for her; so worried about her own daughter with Mikel ghosting her in every aspect. She never expected Mikel to pull such a sh!tty move - using the excuse of getting a job to support the child. Really? With his million-dollar mansion? What a joke. Even if he wanted to make his own money; Mikel could have at least stayed until the baby was born. “But yes… poor bed. My new one’s pretty nice. I’d ask you to check it out but I can’t flirt with you anymore since you’re engaged and I have some morals,” With those words, Jess laid on the bed and closed her eyes. “God… I know we’ve talked about it but damn. Married. I mean I know we were married but it’s real this time and damn,” she started, going off in a little rant. “Don’t forget about your not married friends okay,” she finished; opening her eyes and looking back towards him with that one.

“Hey…” she started, a soft frown meeting her features when Andy mentioned psycho sisters. “I know she hurt you and you in no way are ever going to be friends with her but give her a little break. She’s trying,” Jess continued, moving her legs away from his lap. She wasn’t necessarily upset by his statement but she wasn’t happy that he said it. Though she couldn’t blame him. Anna had hurt more than just Jessica; she’d also hurt Andy. Perhaps she was glad the conversation moved to a lighter topic. Jess knew if she and Andy ever got into an argument over Anna… it would be a difficult one. Because Jess would always support Anna… as much as the girl had hurt her and Andy hated that she did that. She knew he did. But what could she say? Her family meant everything to her and honestly; Andy was her family so hearing that from him would hurt a hell of a lot too.

“Right right, they never do expect it huh? There’s a magical thing called wearing a condom that most men don’t know about. Do you need me to bring out a banana and show you how one works,” Jess teased. “But I agree… you deserve some kind of medal. Want me to petition the Olympics for you?”

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benitz786 · 30 March 2021 20:58

“That’s true… should I call you a rogue then?” Anna questioned at her notion of telling her and Jess apart. “… and that’s true. Jessica and I are on completely opposite sides of the spectrum… if this food experience is any reveal,” she stated; pointing at the two platters of food they had gotten. “I have to admit… if all food tastes like this, I’m slightly upset I haven’t discovered it before.” There was something about Celine that allowed this conversation to be very… natural. It wasn’t something he often found in the past. Natural was replaced with pre-programmed with people she worked with - with dates she went on. Jessica had found a way to get out of that world but Anna honestly never had. She was always trapped… until now.

“Appreciate the advice; are you going to tell Jennifer, my nutritionist that? A quick warning though; she does kickboxing every week,” Anna laughed. The girl raised her eyebrow as Celine asked if she had ever eaten ‘pizza,’ “I… hmm I do remember going to this five-star restaurant and eating something that looked like a pizza but they put caviar and squid on it. Kind of made me want to throw up,” Anna revealed. “Probably why I never understood why Jessica loves eating that stuff so much,” and the girl soon nodded at her notion of dying within a day of eating with Jess which was… viable honestly.

Could Anna even try to hide the smile that met her lips when Celine said yes to ditching the party? No. Honesly what could she say? She was having fun with this girl. Taking her phone out; Anna sent a quick text to her sister, before laughing as the girl let her through with a m’lady, “I mean techincally I’m a dutchess so you’re not wrong with the m’ lady stuff,” Anna teased before walking in front of her and leading the girl to her car. As the two buckled in, Anna looked over. “Okay… so where are we starting. I hear an extorbanant amount of Jess talking about McDonalds. Like absolutly bonkers amount of times she’s mentioned that or somethiing with McNuggets which I’ve never really understood.”

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CerealKiller · 31 March 2021 00:28

Andy let out a breathed chuckled and shook his head ”Next time someone traumatizes my crew I’ll invite you too” he said, raising his brow ”Promise. And until that happens enjoy the perks of free tickets and touching merchandise”

”It was Bob Marley, you’re losing track of bobs J, keep up” he smirked, correcting her mistake with a playful tone ”i feel like the boob signature is pretty iconic. My face tattooed on the butt is too but as an engaged adult I’m not sure I can make jokes about you technically sitting on my face every single day” he said and laughed ”But I’ll do it anyway just this time. Now see, this is why you divorced me” he joked

They then moved to talk about Mikel, and what happened with him and Jezebel came to Andy’s mind, and frankly it was rather upsetting.
”Yeah… I really don’t know what happened with him. Jezebel will be okay though, she’s a tough one” he said

”God… I know we’ve talked about it but damn. Married. I mean I know we were married but it’s real this time and damn, married. Don’t forget about your not married friends okay,"
”I’m still surprised myself” he said and sipped his drink ”Hey hey I’m not turning into a boring old guy I’m still me” he said ”I don’t even know other married people” he shook his head

Andy sighed ”I know… I’m sorry” he said looking away for a moment ”I’m trying too, it’ll take time” Andy knew he should try to forgive Anna for what she had done, especially now that she was changing and Jess herself forgave her, but it wasn’t that easy. Andy has never been a forgiver, not to everyone. He forgave Jessica, he forgave Dorian… but that was it. He never forgave Daniel… he never forgave himself either. And so far, Anna was headed to that second list too.

”Okay there do be a lot that men don’t know, we’re pretty dumb. but condoms aren’t always effective miss banana, so shush” he told her, which was true ”but I’ll take that Olympics petition sounds like fun” he smirked

@benitz786

CerealKiller · 31 March 2021 00:52

“That’s true… should I call you a rogue then?”
”who me? No not at all” she told her, ”Jess is great” to say the least.
Celine listened as the girl spoke about how different herself and her sister were. They were very different for sure, but two sides of a spectrum is a bit extreme isn’t it, there were still some minor similarities in that weird equation. ”Not all food but there sure are some good things out there.” she said at the next statement about food

“Appreciate the advice; are you going to tell Jennifer, my nutritionist that? A quick warning though; she does kickboxing every week,”
The girl laughed in response ”Damn Jennifer, but no she doesn’t stand a chance” she smirked devilishly ”but I can tell her, for important causes”

Anna then answered the pizza question and described something that frankly just sounded gross af ”caviar and squid on pizza??” she made a grossed and surprised face ”No. bad. Why would they do that. You need to try the regular type, without the squid. Trust me it’s much better”

“I mean techincally I’m a dutchess so you’re not wrong with the m’ lady stuff,”
”A duchess, fancy. I’ll keep the m’lady stuff going, m’lady” she said with a light chuckle
“Okay… so where are we starting. I hear an extorbanant amount of Jess talking about McDonalds. Like absolutly bonkers amount of times she’s mentioned that or somethiing with McNuggets which I’ve never really understood.”
”She sure loves McDonald’s” she responded as anna asked where they were going and mentioned Jess kept talking about McDonald’s ”That’s basics, McDonald’s it is.” she told her and buckled up. ”Jennifer if you can hear me, you should have been a kick boxing coach instead” she said into the air, as if apologising to the nutritionist for taking the girl to eat absolute crap, but hella tasty crap. ”Let’s go” she turned to Anna with a light smile

@benitz786

novella · 31 March 2021 13:44

When with Jezebel, Sadie became hyperaware of any subtle change in body language, overthinking what it could mean. Therefore, the arms folding from her made Sadie feel a lot more anxious, her shoulders tensing and continuously snapping at the hair tie around her wrist. Her eyes struggled to stay in one place, worrying that looking away will seem like she’s trying to get out of the conversation, but keeping a gaze on Jezebel was also something she couldn’t do. Failing to read Jezebel’s expression from the mention of Jordan, Sadie tried to also keep her reaction internal, to avoid drawing attention to the continuous unease between the two of them.

Sadie closed her eyes in annoyance at herself when she saw Jezebel’s reaction to her question. The baby was clearly a sensitive subject, and, once again, Sadie had made a conversation turn serious with an unintentionally emotionally loaded question. “No, I’m sorry, forget I ask–” Sadie started during the pause Jezebel gave to find the correct words, that she soon interrupted with. A natural concern came when Jezebel answered the part about her specifically, as it was easy to infer that ‘physically at least’ meant ‘not fine’ elsewhere. But how did she go about addressing that?

“I’m… sorry, for any contribution that… I may have had- or may… be having…- on the… non-physical part that… that might not be fine,” Sadie said in broken phrases, now completely avoiding eye contact and struggling to find the correct words. She knew that this may make the conversation even more awkward, but if this was going to be their last interaction, at least she was able to say that.

@Littlefeets — Jezebel Mallory Sloane
@benitz786 — Jordan Williams

novella · 31 March 2021 14:04

The moment that the last nine months, or for some, the last eighteen years, had led up to. The final Blue Royalty list of 2020. The names that will go down in history, and will be remembered forever. The notification appeared on everyone’s phones, and immediately all knew what it was going to contain.

Blue Royalty

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benitz786 · 31 March 2021 22:26

“I better be invited, or I’ll be the one doing the traumatizing,” Jess stated with a playful scrunch of her nose. “And I will, I think my favorite part is hugging the merchandise and screaming ‘YOU WISH YOU WERE ME’ in the crowd of all your angry fans. It really is a riveting experience,” she added. Though a sigh left her lips when he stated which Bob was supposed to go on her ass. “You see, it was going to be Marley but I think Ross is more iconic. You know. A drawing of a drawer on my ass… there’s just something there,” Jess added. “Ah you’re right. I should put Ziah’s face on my butt so I can tease you about me sitting on your wife’s face every day instead right? And yes, you’re right. This is exactly why I divorced you. Who can deal with you for longer than a few years?”

“You think you know a person,” Jess sighed mentioning Mikel. Honestly; what the absolute hell was going through that man’s mind recently? Jess just wanted to slap him. Especially with that most recent post about being so changed and other bullsh!t.

Her eyebrows raised at his notion of not turning into an old boring guy. “Ehh… you say that now but soon I’ll see you wearing Hawaiian shirts and wanting to stay in every day… you know that’s not my style McAllister,” Jess added; avoiding the conversation of her sister. It’s simply one she didn’t want to have with the man. Perhaps because part of her knew it would turn into a fight. One where he patronized her for forgiving Anna. So instead; the conversation of condoms was clearly the more interesting of the topics. “True, does that mean you actually used one or…?” Jess asked, “Were you too busy in the moment?” Jess continued with a poke. “But let’s go. I’ll get your damn name on that Olympics roster. Just watch me,”

She was about to say something else when she heard her phone ring… along with everyone else’s phone. Seeing the “blue royalty” final results. Though Instead of looking at them; Jess just put her phone down. She didn’t want to see the winner… she honestly didn’t care but there was also the additional aspect that the blue royalty game now reminded her of Kai. “I’m starving McNugget. I’m thinking this calls for a one-last-night Nugget adventure before we go our separate ways,”

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CerealKiller · 31 March 2021 23:05

Shaking his head with a breathed chuckle, Andy raised his brow at her comment of hugging merchandise ”Torturing angry fans I see, I like it” he told her ”Don’t kill them though I still need those. Or don’t have them kill you as well.” he added ”no killing around here”

”You should tattoo Bob Marley and Bob Ross’ unborn child. Kinda like a Bob Ross but with dreads, sounds like a legit dude” he told her as a comment on the Bob tattoo issue ”Hey no sitting on my wife’s face” he said and playfully nudged her ”You divorced me but you’re still gonna have to deal with me so sucks for you nugget” he smirked ”I’m haunting you down”

“Ehh… you say that now but soon I’ll see you wearing Hawaiian shirts and wanting to stay in every day… you know that’s not my style McAllister,”
”You wish” he told her with a pftt. ”No Hawaiian shirt I’m not a Middle Aged accountant. I can pull off a Hawaiian skirt though, I’ll come at you with a coconut bra, sounds better?” he added making wave motions with his hands as if he was a Hawaiian dancer ”Aloha motherfcukers”

”Irrelevant shush” he told her ”Don’t ruin my point Pierce. You are disrespecting an Olympic champion here” he added jokingly raising a brow
A few moments later the results for the blue royalty thing came, not that he cared but he looked at it anyway and found himself at the bottom three which wasn’t at all surprising, he didn’t have a single fcuk to give about that game, but both his cousins were too 5 and he do be proud.

”I’m starving McNugget. I’m thinking this calls for a one-last-night Nugget adventure before we go our separate ways,”
Is it weird that that sentence made him w but sad inside? Either way, it did. He was excited for the rest of his life but going on separate ways was always something that scared him because he didn’t want to lose the people he loved, and this was just a good shot at that and he didn’t want that to happen. ”You know I’ll never say no to a nugget adventure” he said with a soft smile ”Am I gonna have to piggy back you or can you stand?” he asked

@benitz786 Adventurous nugget
@astxrism he do be proud of cousins
@Littlefeets wife who’s face isn’t being sat on

benitz786 · 1 April 2021 05:31

There was a playful grin on Anna’s features as Celine explained that Jennifer didn’t have a chance. Though… the girl in front of her should see Jennifer take down a 200-pound weight lifter and then tell Anna that. No, Jen would definitely kill Anna. But hey; one day of fun wouldn’t kill her. “You know; I think I"m going to hold my tongue about you going on a one-on-one match against Jen… I will say I would bet against you. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun,” Anna mentioned before the two of them left the party. Perhaps this would be her first time trying pizza without squid… though she wasn’t necessarily opposed to just skipping pizza altogether. What could she say? All she could imagine was the squid tentacles and it didn’t make for an appetizing dinner.

Anna raised her eyebrows as the girl mentioned a place called McDonald’s. She believed the name sounded familiar; however, for the life of her couldn’t place it. “I’m just going to take your word on it,” Anna muttered as she started driving away from the mansion and out into the fairly empty road. There was something specifically serene about driving in the nighttime. While Jessica wasn’t the best driver… trust Anna on that aspect. She had learned that one about her dear sister recently. Anna was actually pretty good. Once one learned that Americans drive on the wrong side of the road, the rest was pretty much a breeze. Anna watched as Celine pointed out a place with a yellow “m” sign and frowned. “Wait a minute. Is this that strange place with the grown adult that dresses up in a clown outfit? You’re telling me they have good food?” Anna asked as she drove into the drive-thru behind another car; allowing her full view of the menu. “Okay, you’re going to have to navigate me through this. McFlurry? I guess we should get some McNuggets since Jess always talks about them? Does a clown hand us the food? Oh god - what have I gotten myself into?”

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benitz786 · 1 April 2021 05:47

“It’s my favorite pastime; that and telling your fans that I was married to you… though I guess I can’t exactly do that second one anymore,” Jess sighed; though smiling slightly at the blue ring pop sitting on her finger as she plopped it in her mouth for a few seconds; letting Andy say his bit about not killing his security. “Hey hey hey; I think we’ve both been down that road and found that I’m simply unkillable. I’m like those video games with unlimited lives. As hard as you try, McNugget, you can’t get rid of me that easily… even though that one day when you were mad at me after a year of not seeing you; you had the audacity to tell your security to take me away and that you didn’t know who I was.” Jess added in between sucking the ring her ex-husband had bought her.

She nodded along at his ‘child of Bobs’ comment; though didn’t engage as she was a bit too busy devouring a ring… well that and she truly felt she was digging herself into a hole and if she didn’t stop, she would end up with a random man’s face on her ass and as fun as that sounded - the process of getting said man’s face on her ass would hurt. That much she was sure of. “I can sit on your wife’s face as long as she consents to it love.” - always get consent kiddos. “Damn - should I have gotten the restraining order along side the divorce then?” she continued to tease. Though she couldn’t help but laugh at his accountant joke. Jess may not be in the know about what’s going on with the accountant stuff; but she did know accountant no longer meant ‘accountant’. “Accountant huh?” Jess asked, shooting in closer to him as she brought her lips to his ear. “If I know you swung that way; I would have paid for your services a long time ago,” Jess stated; moving away with a soft smirk before placing a kiss on his cheek, “Though I do dig the coconut bra. Does that service cost extra?”

Rolling her eyes at his Olympic champion not; she threw her tongue out at him. “Right right; Olympic Champion Andy McSperm for the win,” She watched him look at his phone; likely looking at the results and found herself looking around at the people around her. They seemed so invested in the game and she honestly would never understand why. Why would anyone want to play a game that manipulated other people for the sole reason of getting ahead in life? Manipulation… Jess could say firsthand that it hurt. It hurt like a b!tch to be manipulated and Jess would never want to do that to even her worst enemy. Though distracted; she brought her full attention back to the man in front of her as he told her he was ready for a nugget adventure. “I never say no to a piggyback ride, though sadly… I might not be able to drive your motorcycle this time around. You sure you can take the reins, nugget?” Jess asked with a soft laugh. Though as he stood up; a sigh left her lips at his height. Did he have to be so bloody tall? Wobbly standing up on the couch; Jess tightly wrapped her hands around his neck before wrapping her weak legs around his back. “Giddy up, Olympic Champian. We have nuggets to devour,”

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benitz786 · 1 April 2021 05:58

“I didn’t want you to worry about me, and then I didn’t know how to tell you without hurting you by not telling you sooner like I should have. I’m fine, given everything, but I still feel terrible about waiting so long to tell you.”

“I understand Z… I get it,” Jordan sighed. “I can’t blame you for that. You’re medical problems never technically involved me so that was always your choice who to tell and I respect that. I will always respect that. But now that I know… don’t blame me for doing my best to make the rest of your life as amazing as it can be.” Jordan smiled slightly. That was the difference between Ziah and Jezebel. Ziah’s secret wasn’t something that thoroughly involved him. Jezebel’s completely involved him… it was something he had the right to at least know about and that’s why it hurt so much. Maybe Ziah was right… maybe he needed to talk to Jezebel the problem was that every single time he looked at her; he was in pain. He couldn’t be in a room without seeing her differently and he hated that. Jordan Williams could never look at Jezebel the same way. The way of someone who had only love in his eyes. That was now clouded by so many other things. So as Ziah talked; he listed though made no indication that told her what he was thinking. In all honestly, he barely understood it. “We should go back into the party, Z,” Jordan smiled after a few seconds with her notion of nothing ever stays the same forever. It was true… .however much it hurt - she was right. Nothing did. Sometimes that could bring good things… like Sadie Monroe. And other times; it only brought hurt like Jezebel… or even what was happening to Ziah. Though soon he was distracted by a notification on his phone. “Guess the final tallies are out?” Jordan asked; opening the list up to find Sadie on it. There was a soft smile on his lips because he was happy for her. He knew it was something she wanted and even though he didn’t like the game; he respected that much. He also saw Elodie’s name that had been on there for the last few times, though Dorian was another surprise alongside Theodore and Elias. “Another year, another list,” Jordan said. “Do you ever think that one day your baby could be playing this game?” Jordan asked, motioning to her stomach that wasn’t very much protruded yet.

@Littlefeets

CerealKiller · 1 April 2021 13:54

”How rude, have a little faith in me Anna.” she sighed jokingly, she definitely wasn’t one to beat a kick-boxer but still, she could try ”But fair, I’m not feeling like I want to end up in the ER, so I’ll let Jennifer be, and we go have some fun” she smirked playfully as the two made their way out of the party.

Turning on the radio on whatever it was playing, the two started driving and made their way out to McDonald’s, and when spotting it, Celine pointed it out for the girl to know where they were headed.
”Wait a minute. Is this that strange place with the grown adult that dresses up in a clown outfit? You’re telling me they have good food?"
”I mean… not according to nutritionists, but yes. Definitely. Take my word on it” she told her as stopping at the drive thru.

“Okay, you’re going to have to navigate me through this. McFlurry? I guess we should get some McNuggets since Jess always talks about them? Does a clown hand us the food? Oh god - what have I gotten myself into?”
The girl couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle at her comments ”Mcflurry is ice cream with things in it like candy or Oreos and syrup and stuff, very good you should try” she said trying to navigate. ”Nuggets for sure, fries you like those and they get better, and… a cheeseburger?” she suggested as thinking of the McDonald’s menu and things she had to try for starters ”The basics”

After organising it out, the two ordered their food and as they got it they headed out of the drive thru, with food all ready to be eaten (yum yum) ”Okay here we go” she said with a smirk ”What do you want first?”

@benitz786 I really really want a burger now bye

CerealKiller · 1 April 2021 14:19

Andy laughed lightly and shook his head at her comment ”You have ex wife bragging rights” he said ”not the same but still works. They can get very jealous”

She do be having a point tho, was she killable? Unlikely. Girl had some weird super powers or something, but she legit died and came back to life, and escaped the almost dying so many goddamn times, at this point she was just going to live forever or something. Which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, Andy enjoyed having her, well… alive. ”Hey I wasn’t mad I was hurt it’s different. But good point” he said with a small nod ”You’re like… I don’t know, a McDonald’s vampire or something”

“I can sit on your wife’s face as long as she consents to it love.”
Dammit that’s true. ”Okay fine” he sighed ”You’re not wrong”
She then teased him over a restraining order with the divorce, to which the boy shook his head ”Restraining orders, pftt, amateur” he pfft at her ”You can’t get rid of me that easily”

Andy jokingly rolled his eyes at her comment ”You wish” he joked ”The coconut bra is for VIP clients only though, special feature right there” he said ”I think I can sneak you on that list if I wanted to. Though do I want to?” he smirked teasing her back

“Right right; Olympic Champion Andy McSperm for the win,”
”I do love that name though, better than the original” he laughed
”I never say no to a piggyback ride, though sadly… I might not be able to drive your motorcycle this time around. You sure you can take the reins, nugget?"
”Probably gonna have to test out my driving skills, see if all these long nights of Mario kart payed off” he smirked and stood up as helping the girl up on his back ”Its McSteed, be accurate” he said and kept a hold of her so she doesn’t fall as he walked away and out into another adventure full of nuggets ”Let’s go” he announced as going outside and putting her down before the two drove away and off to McDonald’s (not running into anna in the process)

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benitz786 · 1 April 2021 16:19

“As beautiful as you are, Celine, I don’t know if I can take your side over Jennifer’s just yet… I guess we’ll have to get to know each other just a little bit better before I risk life and limb taking someone else’s side over a girl who can take down a sumo wrestler,” Anna smiled; flirting slightly with the girl. Honestly, it was weird… Anna hadn’t felt this comfortable flirting with someone since… was it bad to say Theo? After all, the girl sitting beside her was Theodore’s sister.

As the radio turned on, Anna paid honestly no attention to the song as she attempted to navigate the menu with a million and three photos. She honestly believed the last time she had been to a place with pictures on their menu… not to mention a drive-thru, was when she was 8 and Jessica had begged the driver to stop by since the two of them would be stuck at a fancy dinner for the next few hours with their parents, members of parliament, and more. In other words, as little Jess had called it, “a place with complete and utter inedible food and they would die without supplemental nutrients,” hence ending up at the drive-thru for a burger joint that she honestly couldn’t remember the name of.

She had a small smile playing on her lips as Celine told her about the different things on the menu. “Okay… now don’t kill me. But what in the bloody hell is an ‘Oreo,’” Anna asked, confusion on her face as the girl was explaining the different things that could be in the ice cream. “Ew what’s a McAndy? I know an Andy and I can’t say I’m a fan so let’s avoid that?” Anna stated looking at the menu for a little bit longer before driving to a little noise box; Anna flinched slightly when it TALKED at her. “My lord, it speaks,” Anna muttered after a few moments. “Hello my good sir… can we have two cheeseburgers, a large McNuggets, Lots of fries… yes I like those… um and a Mcflurry with… oreos?” Anna sated; though as she was talking it was more like a question than anything else. The girl listened to Celine as she drove the car forward to where they pay; handing the man who thankfully was not dressed up like a clown her credit card and found herself holding a pile of food in a paper bag. The number of times Anna had been handed food in a bag was… well… it could be counted on one hand and that hand was holding one finger up because as far as Anna could think, it hadn’t been done before.

Parking her car in a spot; Anna listened as the girl asked where she wanted to start. “Fries are good right?” Anna asked, taking one up - the familiarity of the item from before when it was filled with cheese - and took a bite of it. “I will say I liked it with cheese more, but this is still pretty damn good. McNuggets then? I mean there has to be something about them if Jessica keeps eating them like it gives her life,”

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benitz786 · 1 April 2021 16:50

“Sure but ex-wife bragging rights just doesn’t have the same pull as wife bragging rights. All your fans are just gonna be like ‘if I had him, I wouldn’t let him go,’ and sh!t like that, and of course I’ll argue that I’ve seen you naked, but it just doesn’t hit the same you know,” Jess explained, her tone of voice attempting to make this discussion sound more philosophical than it clearly was.

As she made that unkillable comment; Jess could see something was going through his mind though he didn’t say anything about it - moving instead to the statement about her almost being dragged out of his concert. That day honestly felt like it was just yesterday - seeing that there was a concert in town and just… well… not being able to stay away. Though she didn’t have a ticket… I mean, she found out the day of the event but his concerts were almost always fully booked for months in advance. Hence it took a little flashing, flirting, bribing, and a hell of a lot navigating through crazy fans to even get to the area where backstage was located. Do you understand how hard it is to convince security to let you backstage when you didn’t even have a ticket to be at the concert? It was bloody difficult. Sure she didn’t come up with the best line after not seeing him for a year… yeah… maybe starting off with “Hi can you sign my boobs,” wasn’t the best way to say “sorry for leaving for a year without saying anything,” but hey, no one could say Jessica Pierce didn’t make an entrance. “With all the boobs you signed that day, what was it about mine that made you almost throw me out?” Jess asked, leaning her head on his shoulder. “Do you think I can get “McDonalds” to sponsor me with a vampire sandwich or something? I think that would possibly even become more popular than McAndy’s,” Jess questioned with a slight huff. “I thought with the most recent post you did; we agreed you were the vampire and I was a snack?” Jess continued with a soft smile.

“Right, restraining order or not; I don’t think I can stay away from my baby that you took from me, aka Daredevil. I’m going to miss that dog,” Jess sighed. “You better give me visitation rights or I swear I will take you to court Nugget,” Jess continued. Though a frown soon met her lips when he said that his coconut bra was only for VIP guests. “B!tch there are two tattoos on your body just for me. I think that counts for VIP. I don’t need to sneak in. I am the list,” Jess stated through another huff of her breath. The audacity of this man.

“Can you officially change your name to McSperm? I think it just rolls off the tongue better anyways? I’m sure Ziah will love it too, if she’s taking your last name that is… though with the recent change I think she may keep Drake.” Jessica knew she would keep her last name if that was what she would be marrying into. A soft smirk played on her lips at the mention of Mario Kart. “Hey if you’re the thing that kills me, I think that’s a mark on your record, not mine,” Jess laughed before holding tightly to ‘McSteed’ as they went to his cycle. Jess wrapped her arms around Andy and sighed. “We’ve had a lot of crazy nights huh?” Jess asked the man before he begin driving off to a Mcdonald’s and parking his motorcycle. The man should know she liked to brag. Getting off the back of his bike; Jess faltered slightly, her legs still slightly numb from the walking during the day though held onto the man for support.

“Alright don’t give me that look. I’m no helpless kitten. Let’s go,” Jess stated after getting her balance and pulling the man inside the fast-food chain before walking up to the cashier. “Do you have any new McAndy toys?” the girl asked with bright eyes. “I exclusively eat McAndy’s around that man right there. I think it’s kind of an insult not to eat a McAndy when you’re next to Andy McAllister don’t you think?” Jess asked; and it only took that for all the McDonald employees to 1. get surprised, 2. the manager got everyone outside so they could take a photo with McAndy, and 3. get free food. The last part was the best; but soon enough, Jess was seated in a booth with a table filled with burgers, toys, fries, milkshakes, ice cream, those little apples and dipping caramel, and more. Jess didn’t wait to dig in as she grabbed her burger and took a bite. “Let me tell you; being on a liquid diet for three weeks because your body can’t handle ‘normal food’ sucks ass,” Jess stated in between bites of the food as a little Andy bobble head stared back up at her nodding his head. “See, little Andy agrees… oh I’m sorry… Is little Andy the name reserved for your d!ck? I can change his name? Andy McBobble?”

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