New Blood | General Chat

[CerealKiller]

Now andy because I’m on a roll and procrastinating is fun

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”I do make pretty good points” he said ”-sometimes…”

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Are you going to the funeral or can we get drunk and break sh!t?

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”McNugget here, precinct 13 county jail thought?” he raised his brow ”What did you do this time that should have been videoed to a viral meme?”

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”I might bail only the other person as revenge that you went on and got arrested without me”

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”for the sake of your sanity, big tip, never show up to bail Jess out with no food in your hand”

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”Pretty sure I wasn’t in hell if I’m only seeing you now”

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”Guess some heroes don’t wear capes” he smirked and brought his sunglasses from his head to his eyes ”They wear awesome sunglasses”

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”A killer performance at a funeral? I’d get framed for murder”

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e ”Don’t worry, it’s not that easy to break my face”

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”I want you , with everything that comes with you. the whole package, ups and down and everything.”

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you can’t just take yourself out of the equation like it doesn’t even matter, you’re not a Walmart temp”

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”Don’t want the royals to make sure I remember the day I came to a wedding in a not good enough suit”

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”Not what you expected when you woke up in the morning is it?”

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“Who the hell let me graduate I swear”

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“I can’t just ask you to be my best man I don’t have any nuggets in my hand that’s basic rules of nature”

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”I’ll try not to get stabbed, just gotta stay away from people’s psycho sisters and I’m cool”

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”i feel like the boob signature is pretty iconic. My face tattooed on the butt is too but as an engaged adult I’m not sure I can make jokes about you technically sitting on my face every single day”

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”You should tattoo Bob Marley and Bob Ross’ unborn child. Kinda like a Bob Ross but with dreads, sounds like a legit dude”

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. ”No Hawaiian shirt I’m not a Middle Aged accountant. I can pull off a Hawaiian skirt though, I’ll come at you with a coconut bra, sounds better?”

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”Aloha motherfcukers”

Yes

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”Probably gonna have to test out my driving skills, see if all these long nights of Mario kart payed off”

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“With all the boobs you signed that day, what was it about mine that made you almost throw me out?”

”The absence” he said ”The absence of what is an open question, is it you? Is it your boobs? Guess you’ll never know”

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”At least I don’t wake up thinking I’m James Bond”

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”But having problems and biceps is still better than having just problems and no biceps at all”

Still relevant