bc you already know what time it izzzzz 
THATS RIGHT
it’s time for another rundown of what’s been goin round in the RP
so far we’ve seen social blunders (sorry emma and donatella idk what to say…do better) and social butterflies (adeline our lovely diamond and even bainbridge are getting around town)
~when we left off last~
- Bainbridge is feeding alcohol to family
- Bruce and Abigail are dancinnnn queennssss so very very very young and sweetttt is Bruce even 17???
- Cassian is tangled into Azu’s spider web
- The Prince and Dorothea are fighting which is so fun to read honestly
- Atlas and Albina chat about life
- Corin and Harrison got ditched
- Orpheus and Belle are still dancing
- Ambrose stole Pheobe
- Finch is with Bridget
- Ilyas is bothering Aurelia
- if you aren’t listed, you didn’t make an impression idk
BUT there’s much much much you’ve missed since we last spoke….
SO! let’s catch up, shall we? 
LET’S GOOO!!!
first up
Atlas and Albina get steamyyyy with a lil invite on a lil cute excursion. okay getaway vaca for two…I see you
Orpheus gets straight to the point with Belle. tbh…I was so wondering too
and justtt when things seem good between them 
(we know it can’t last…it’s belle…)
there she goes. ruining a perfectly cute moment with her honesty. fair enough girl. get him I guess
Dorothea is still EATING INTO the Prince, but it seems their interaction is over
I guess we know who won’t be our next queen lmaoo
Corin and Harrison get intimate….….on a first name basis, that is
mommy and daddy are fighting 
(aka Belle and Orpheus are back to being Belle and Orpheus…him spitting metaphors and poetry at her…her telling him he’s an untrustworthy pile of garbage)
Corin is looking for a wifey fr fr
yike Orphy got called out…how ever will he handle this rejection…I’ll give you a guess……it starts with a c….rhymes with….Jessica Chastain….
Harrison drags English women
andddd there he goes
idk about you guys but I’m in love with Cassian fr
this man could smooth talk a rock
Azucena better SECURE HER MAN
ahhhh and Edmund and Priti are chatting! forgot about them lolll
Emma and Edgar are making intros
Auggie seems to be using his big boy words now! yayyy
he and Lydia are still chatting and dancing the night away. v cute couple in my opinion
Ilyas and Aurelia seem to have a complicated newfound relationship and possibly scandalous past…
ah I guess Finch and Bridget are actually going to dance now!! nice!!
FREAKING GO ALREADY
(with love)
Aurelia is TEARING INTO ILYAS 
idk what these women ate for breakfast this morning but they did NOT show up to this ball to play tf around!!
(get him bestie girl)
when faced with an outspoken woman who uses the word “no” Ilyas Keats reacts how many men do……with misogyny 🫶🏻
(Madi is too good at playing a man)
Atlas is still wildin on this idea of vacationing with Albina. someone come get their man I swear
Azu and Cassian finally take to the dance floor too!!
YOU GUYS BETTER DANCE FASTER I SWEAR!! IM TRYING TO MOVE ON!!!
awwww Harrison and Corin are bro bonding cuties
ANDDD THATS IT
you’re all caught up thanks for tuning in to this week’s DULL AF Catch Up With Kate
I thought I had more to talk about but you guys are SLACKING!!
PICK UP THE PACE AND GIVE ME SOMETHING JUICIER!!
with love and hugs and kisses always
🫶🏻
~ katey kat