Bridgerton | Sign Ups and Chat

[DandelionKate]

@benitz786 do you know where my last summary left off?

[benitz786]

@DandelionKate

@DandelionKate

Being from a foreign land, and holding no legitimate title does not bode well for marriage prospects, you see.

maybe two missions. one being to find a wife apparently

SO HIT HIM UP

ANNDDDDDDDDDDD

that’s it!

hooray

you did it!!

YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP!!

so that’s what you missed!! thanks for tuning in to catch up with kateeeee

see you next time 🫶🏻💋
xoxo, gossip girl

@DandelionKate

[benitz786]

if you haven’t noticed it’s on the OP

[Caticorn]

Idk my brain always starts going downhill at 10pm

Like rn, when I attempted to do Japanese homework at 10:30 and my brain was like ‘nope’

Suddenly my entire vocabulary went out the window

[Caticorn]

Tbh, I have no idea where to start for that

[DandelionKate]

oh dang I didn’t!!!
makes my life easier woohooooo

[DandelionKate]

@Caticorn

starts going downhill at 10pm

fair. I feel like when I get off of work I just don’t feel like writing. I always write when I wake up in the morning in bed idk why

@Caticorn

Tbh, I have no idea where to start for that

well I can’t!!

actually that’s a lie….

I can….

idea

[benitz786]

@DandelionKate

oh dang I didn’t!!!
makes my life easier woohooooo

indeeddd

[DandelionKate]

writing a new summary lol

[DandelionKate]

bc that takes less energy than writing responses

[benitz786]

well I adore your summaries so that works too

[benitz786]

go ilyas

[DandelionKate]

I have to remain an impartial judge

( jk jk jk watch)

[benitz786]

@DandelionKate

I have to remain an impartial judge

In what world have you ever been an impartial judge

[DandelionKate]

I can be impartial!!

but an impartial summary would be boring

[benitz786]

@CrazyCaliope

As Phoebe left the dance floor, a familiar sense of unease began to settle within her as her eyes went in every direction, looking at all that was around her. Suddenly occurring to her rapidly increasing heart rate that she was once again in this dazzling ballroom filled with many guests,

GIRL CHILL

tis okay

breathe

@CrazyCaliope

saw a pair of larger medium-high boots

stupid magnus
large feet
idiot

@CrazyCaliope

head. “I noticed the exquisite craftsmanship of the boots you’re wearing. Did you by any chance purchase them recently?”

Totaaalllly yea

for sure

mmhm

totally

[benitz786]

I agree

away

[CrazyCaliope]

@benitz786

GIRL CHILL

tis okay

breathe

Given her something to focus on then, her mind is too young to wander alone. Ha

@benitz786

stupid magnus
large feet
idiot

Bahahahaha.

[DandelionKate]

@Littlefeets

Gather close, dear readers

bc you already know what time it izzzzz

THATS RIGHT

it’s time for another rundown of what’s been goin round in the RP

so far we’ve seen social blunders (sorry emma and donatella idk what to say…do better) and social butterflies (adeline our lovely diamond and even bainbridge are getting around town)

~when we left off last~

• Bainbridge is feeding alcohol to family
• Bruce and Abigail are dancinnnn queennssss so very very very young and sweetttt is Bruce even 17???
• Cassian is tangled into Azu’s spider web
• The Prince and Dorothea are fighting which is so fun to read honestly
• Atlas and Albina chat about life
• Corin and Harrison got ditched
• Orpheus and Belle are still dancing
• Ambrose stole Pheobe
• Finch is with Bridget
• Ilyas is bothering Aurelia
• if you aren’t listed, you didn’t make an impression idk

BUT there’s much much much you’ve missed since we last spoke….

SO! let’s catch up, shall we?

LET’S GOOO!!!

first up

@sunflowerjm

I would not mind having company on my next trip.”

Atlas and Albina get steamyyyy with a lil invite on a lil cute excursion. okay getaway vaca for two…I see you

@DandelionKate

Why do you hate me so

Orpheus gets straight to the point with Belle. tbh…I was so wondering too

@Kristi

PERHAPS she was enjoying herself

and justtt when things seem good between them
(we know it can’t last…it’s belle…)

@Kristi

And I do not fully trust you

there she goes. ruining a perfectly cute moment with her honesty. fair enough girl. get him I guess

@CerealKiller

“I assure you, my world does not revolve around your reputation nor the desire for your approval.

Dorothea is still EATING INTO the Prince, but it seems their interaction is over

I guess we know who won’t be our next queen lmaoo

@Kristi

Please don’t call me Lord Davis when we are alone

Corin and Harrison get intimate….….on a first name basis, that is

@DandelionKate

I can assure you, little flower, there are far more insidious gentleman roaming this very ballroom.

mommy and daddy are fighting
(aka Belle and Orpheus are back to being Belle and Orpheus…him spitting metaphors and poetry at her…her telling him he’s an untrustworthy pile of garbage)

@DandelionKate

I am sure there is a woman of great beauty and little aversion to the idea of marriage in this ballroom. Perhaps there is where I shall find my bride.

Corin is looking for a wifey fr fr

@Kristi

It is not proper to call me by my middle name

yike Orphy got called out…how ever will he handle this rejection…I’ll give you a guess……it starts with a c….rhymes with….Jessica Chastain….

@Kristi

English women are a product of English society after all and English society is quite flawed, it is mindless- no individuality

Harrison drags English women

@DandelionKate

One glass.

Maybe two.

A third to steady the mind.

The room began to spin again.

andddd there he goes

@CerealKiller

Shall we, my lady, or are you worried about another chance encounter with the floor?”

idk about you guys but I’m in love with Cassian fr

this man could smooth talk a rock

Azucena better SECURE HER MAN

@Littlefeets

Surely someone as lovely as yourself could not have had trouble finding a suitor back home

ahhhh and Edmund and Priti are chatting! forgot about them lolll

@Bexs

Emma Wycliff. It is an honor to make your acquantance, My Lord.”

Emma and Edgar are making intros

@Madilfill

if I may be so bold, who is it that your eyes and heart seem to fancy this evening?

Auggie seems to be using his big boy words now! yayyy
he and Lydia are still chatting and dancing the night away. v cute couple in my opinion

@Madilfill

Tell me what’s happened, and together we can find a way to navigate it.”

Ilyas and Aurelia seem to have a complicated newfound relationship and possibly scandalous past…

@Caticorn

honour of having this dance?

ah I guess Finch and Bridget are actually going to dance now!! nice!!
FREAKING GO ALREADY
(with love)

@benitz786

But I see through your facade. You care only for yourself.

Aurelia is TEARING INTO ILYAS
idk what these women ate for breakfast this morning but they did NOT show up to this ball to play tf around!!
(get him bestie girl)

@Madilfill

Maybe try smiling

when faced with an outspoken woman who uses the word “no” Ilyas Keats reacts how many men do……with misogyny 🫶🏻

(Madi is too good at playing a man)

@sunflowerjm

why not be her hero and get society off both our backs?

Atlas is still wildin on this idea of vacationing with Albina. someone come get their man I swear

@raviola

I hope I am a bit less clumsy dancing than walking

Azu and Cassian finally take to the dance floor too!!

YOU GUYS BETTER DANCE FASTER I SWEAR!! IM TRYING TO MOVE ON!!!

@DandelionKate

as I have found not only friendship, but a profound sense of belonging in your company

awwww Harrison and Corin are bro bonding cuties

ANDDD THATS IT

you’re all caught up thanks for tuning in to this week’s DULL AF Catch Up With Kate

I thought I had more to talk about but you guys are SLACKING!!

PICK UP THE PACE AND GIVE ME SOMETHING JUICIER!!

with love and hugs and kisses always
🫶🏻
~ katey kat

[benitz786]

@CrazyCaliope

Given her something to focus on then, her mind is too young to wander alone. Ha

HE WILL

@CrazyCaliope

Bahahahaha.

HmPH