How The F*ck Did That Happen? Is a game where we say that something has happened and someone else decides how it happened.
Here are a few examples~
Person 1: A 17 story building was destroyed, how did it happen?
Person 2: The elves have had enough of the goblins taking all the money, so one of the elves dressed up as a goblin, messed with a few pipes, and got out before the building exploded.
Person 1: Jeff broke his arm, how did it happen?
Person 2: He was playing a crazy game of janga when all of the sudden, someone threw all the pieces at him with the strength of Goku.
Person 1: A squirrel ran in the middle of a street, how did it happen?
Person 2: The road was covered in peanuts, so really, the squirrel was being smart and got food for the neighborhood squirrels.
You, a renowned cosmetic hair specialist, released your new brand of shampoo at a specific time, everyone went crazy buying it then used it and lost all their hair.
My bedroom rug caught fire, how the frick did that happen?
Someone decided to play an impromptu concert, picked the wrong venue, realized that the only way to get the piano onto the stage was a two story flight of stairs and the person moving it let go because they were tired and needed a rest. This is extremely elaborate, I know.
An entire country disappears off the face of the earth, how did this happen?
Aliens were deciding what country was worthy enough for them to kidnap and make them more intelligent. That country was chosen and they are now about 8175.53 light years away, and the country it’s self formed a new planet.
A penguin waddled into a ice skating area, how did that happen?
Alice put a cake in the oven, then went to iron some clothes. Two robbers broke into a house and started playing with their blowtorch. They opened the oven to find a cake. They were really hungry and blowtorched the cake. Unfortunately, they burned it. They closed the oven and left the house without a trace.
A house burned down, how the frickity frack did this happen?
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