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“Mine was Emily Mackenzie. I swear don’t ever sleep with someone with two first names. Completely awful. She screams like a banshee and tied me up with laces. F*cking laces. Like the ones that tie your shoes. She then proceeded to purr as I tried to sleep. Yes purr. Like a cat. Not a quiet cat. No it wasn’t cute… she also wouldn’t leave and ended up having breakfast with my Dad and I and told him that we had been dating,” Daniel stated, shivering at the memory before raising his eyebrow as he awaited her response.

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“Remember Emily Makenzie I told you about earlier?” Dan questioned, “Remember when I said she was delusional and made herself think that we were dating? Well… she drugged me two weeks afterwards… before I hooked her up with that other guy, and I woke up naked in her room with rose petals all over the floor and the bed and she forced me to have a date with her in her room with her dolls… yes… we had a tea party with dolls… while I was butt naked. That was the date,” Daniel stated, shaking his head as he massaged his head. “That was probably the worst one… there was also that time where my date pretended to drop something and then started giving me a bl*wjob… the only problem was that the table was see-through and she wouldn’t listen…” Dan stated, taking the bottle and doing a long drink.

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Another loopy smile met Dan’s features as she talked about the naked tea party incident. Yes, Daniel Parker was officially drunk. He had gotten to the point of telling people about his personal stories. Well… oops. Though, at least it was a fun conversation. “Odd savior, but she did save me… as Emily’s father chased me down the street with a shotgun. But saved me nonetheless,” Daniel muttered,

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what is emmy faceclaim

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Also celine

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Here’s Jess and Dori

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Kaspian

Emily

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Celine

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Jordan and Jez @novella

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Anna and Celine

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Damn

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Also dead

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Ricky and Annie idk

[novella]

hmmmmm i think if it was in black and white

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I tired

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Best I can do for Val and dan rn

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Also

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Someone in the world apparently shops these two @novella

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i knowwww

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BRUV i follow an account on instagram that has a whole timeline of a fake relationship between sabrina and tom

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look up @lesbianbrina on instagram it is jokes

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