because it’s time for another RP rundown hosted by yours truly
a little recap…
Auggie and Lydia were discussing the weather…hopefully that’s gotten more interesting by now
(spoiler : probably not)
and Belle Rose and Atlas had started their first dances
Bainbridge was flirting with random ladies
AND ALL of the girls of the ton were still swarming after intros and the Queen crowning Adeline Delaney as her diamond
NOW! to the good stuff
Orpheus and Azucena were exposed (not publicly) for getting frisky in the sheets!!! SCANDALOUS!! even more fun for the fans, neither knows the true identity of the other! wilddd
SCANDALLLL ALERTTTT🚨
Aurelia got snatched up by Harrison Davis for her first dance. a VERY scandalous public display given their family feud.
it seems Harrison does not listen well to his mama…but I am sure Lady Whistledown is most grateful for the early season gossip!!
Bridget and Abigail are chatting
fun fact: apparently Abi smells like lavender soap…?
Louisa Brantley is still munchin…iconic.
butttt she’s also talking to her cousin, Abigail, and Bridget who seemed to have made their way over
three ladies on the sidelines. the Queen is QUAKING.
Joane and Bainbridge are still chatting it up
apparently Baylor is ITCHING to talk to Dorothea! I wonder if she likes horses
little Emma made a not so little social blunder by mowing down the Prince of England. fat yikes. that’s not going to go over well in Whistledown
oh no way I would’ve never guessed…pray dear Harrison, enlighten us on what’s new with you
talking to Lia still it seems but WHO IS THEY ??? WHOMST is THEY ??? secrets secrets are no fun unless you share with everyone mr davis
buttt Lia can’t seem to escape him so they are dancing now
Dorothea is quick with the important questions. I like her.
Atlas’ dad is really trying to set him up. go matchmaker Delaney goooo
but I think the siblings might need to work on their own relationship before pursuing romantic ones ???
someone call family counseling
Albina is dropping MAD secrets in the public ballroom. SCANDALLLL ALERTTTT 
as quickly as she kicked his little ego into the corner, Albina waltzed away with our music man, Orpheus
Belle and Atlas get deep, but home girl is steadfast in her refusal to fall. admirable or stupid? we will find out.
Prince Magnus absolutely ROASTS Emma for running into him
SCANDALLLL ALERTTTT
Belle is exposed LMAOOO so Thorny Rose has a heart after all? 
awwwww
oooo lowkey kinda scandë scandelonni and cheese
Emma is having her Cinderella moment and escaping the ball. only except earning the Prince’s heart, she face planted into his chest…close enough.
poor emma.
oh sweet sweet Auggie…
Azucena is left in suspense as Orpheus gets yanked by Albina before he can answer. rip. someone come up with a better nickname for him tho fr. ugh.
Lia and Harrison are BREATHING onto each other
DOUBLE SCANDAL
Baylors got a crushhhh Baylors got a crushhhh ooooo
Albina’s got a crushhhhh Albina’s got a crushhhh OOOOO Orpheus’ luck at this ball might finally be turning. WOO
OOO ADELINE’S GOT THE PRINCES ATTENTION!!
and they are most definitely dancing!!
a HAPPY SCANDAL ALERT!! 
FINALLY!!
poor Auggie. thank god for the Ellis girls being confident enough to speak their minds. ASK THAT BOY TO ASK YOU TO DANCE GIRL! before he starts talking about grass growing…
WHO ARE THEY HARRISON??
well….that went poorly. I guess THEY were not meant to be. unfortunate ending to a first dance for Mr Davis and Miss Ellis.
Cassian (very smoothly) asking Pheobe to dance. NOICE
ooooo baby scandal. mini scandal. scandelonious
ANDDD THATS WHAT YOU MISSED!!
thanks for catching up with kate
until next time you sexy lil party goers
byeeeee 🫶🏻