ITS SUMMARY TIME LOSERS!!
~ when we left off last time ~
a ton of our pretty couples were finishing up their first dances
some were starting new ones
and some fights were brewing in the distance
let’s see who’s still dancing, who’s romancing, and who’s face is about to get decked on (I hope it’s Ilyas)
LETS GO!!
the Prince and Ade are still hitting it off on the dance floor. good for her. she’d be a great princess tbh
Corin, Harrison, and Ilyas are gossiping in the corner like a little trio of elderly mamas
Baylor’s still talking about his 
crushhhhh oooo Baylors got a crushhhh Baylors got a crushhhhh
Aurelia, after finishing pissing off one high ranked Lord, decided to follow another onto the balcony to talk to him about his dead family
(she’s doing GREAT with her reintro into society so far…)
Orpheus thought about the stars, his dead family, and his love for the girl who keeps talking about his dead family. v cute convo 
he also figured out she did not have her memories (the first of the ton to know she lost her memory)
and then he phrew up 
icky. poor buddy is stressed
and THENNNN he forced belle to dance with them SO
new couple alert!!! Belle and Orpheus are on the dance floor!
oh also Orpheus is SUPER drunk
Bainbridge and Joane still chatting on the dance floor
HURRY IT UP YOU TWO ITS TIME FOR THE NEXT DANCE !! MOVE IT ALONG !!!
I’m not joking !! our little boy detective has joined in the convo at last ! hi cutie. he’s so tiny.
he decided to chat with Abi! interesting. they seem to have some sort of past involving a case
HER. PRINCE. YALL BETTER BACK TF UP
sad boy widow Edmund joins in too!! lots of new boys in the mix this time around!!
and he’s picked Priti well…for his first dance (see what I did there 
)
Belle interrogates Orpheus…watch out Brucey someone’s coming for your job !!
Orpheus got all poetic on her
Phoebe and Cassian end their first dance!! seems like it went well!! great job!
Lydia and Auggie are finally discussing something more interesting thank GOD
Louisa, Abi, and Bridget still chatting??? idk if I missed Abi’s move back over but rip Bruce ??? idk how she got back and forth
Harrison nearly loses his cool
(PUNCH HIM BESTIE PUNCH HIM!!)
also more gossip bc what’s a party with the boys in the corner without TRASH TALKING STUPID GIRLS!! heheh suck it Lia
Dorothea and Baylor finished up their dance!!
seems most people are moving into dance #2
Orpheus gave Belle a new little nickname 
cute
AND A SECOND DANCE??? IN A ROW???
(you know you wanna say it…)
SCANDALLLLLL ALERTTTTTT !!!
seems the two of them are racking up scandals together lol
OOP I guess that’s the case. Abi’s gpa was yanked. unfortunate.
LMAO Corin talks about his and Ilyas’ first meeting. seems fitting for them.
Corin has got his eye out for Aurelia…interesting…
it would be indeed dear belle! and IT IS!!
Ade is touch starved
but the Prince is moving on!!
someone might wanna scoop him up for dance #2 
Ade and the Prince’s dance is over
Atlas is entertaining Albina ! interesting combo
Baylor got tangled up with Bainbridge
YOU GIRLS ARE CLUMSY!!
Azu trips into Cassian rip Phoebe. it was nice knowing you…but Azu tends to snag her man if she wants him LMAO
but tripping into a gentleman very much requires a
SCANDALLLLL ALLERTTTTTT !!!
oh and Bainbridge and Joane are done (obvi if Bainey is talking to Baylor)
another dance done!! everyone better be on #2 or #3 or I’ll 
pretty fun convo with Albi and Atlas
Bainbridge and Baylor talk business !
honestly super fun. if Corin didn’t hate ur guts Bainey, I’d have him join in bc train transpo sounds like something Corin needs to get in on 
buttt sadly
YOUR FAMILY SUCKS (I kid….halfway)
anywayyyyy
THATS IT!! YOURE ALL CAUGHT UP!!!
thanks for tuning in to this weeks catch up with Kate
BUT THESE SUMMARIES ARE GETTING BORING !! ALL DANCING AND POINTLESS GOSSIP!!
YOU LOSERS BETTER DANCE FASTER SO I CAN START TALKING ABOUT SOME SERIOUS SCANDAL!!
GET IT TO IT!
GET GROOVING YOU LIL 
ok love you byeeeee