Finally could read all the posts I missed so here we are
OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT I ADOPTED THIS ONE I WAS LIKE hmm that name sounds familiar
Anyways WOW did not have ms girl for long at all ashasha it be like that sometimes
HA
HAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT I WAS LIKE O O P
âMakes sense, 'cause youâre the only ten I seeâ someone shouldâve said that missed opportunity
SHE FELL PLEASE ID BE MORTIFIED, QUIT ON THE SPOT LMAOO
Heâs not like other guys
LMAO???
I LIKE HER
Sheâs giving femme fatale
LMAOOOOOOO NOT A MOMENT OF HESITATION
Bestie that was such a delayed reaction asking what sheâs doing AFTEr youâre already cuffed lmaoao
On another note canât wait to see my girl interact with the Bachelorette
Oh wow??? Not an ACTUAL femme fatale okayyyy I see you
If she makes it to the fantasy suites, well, thatâll be a fun time~
LMAOOO
I was so apprehensive cause everyone in this chat was saying she was so mean but OBVIOUSLY NOT TO SEBASTIAN
OH WOW LMAOOOO NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW
I feel so bad for this dude oh wow thatâs rougH
OH MY GOD
Oh this is going so poorly I canât poor baby
LMAOOOO
IDCIDC THAT WAS FUNNY
not you crashing and BURNING PLEASE
pffffaslkidslfdals
Oh we not ripping him to shreds?? Interesting hmm
wut
Ahhh
ALASKDJFGHFDS I-
lemme quiet my thoughts
HAHAHA MY MUM USED TO PLAY THIS ONE ALL THE TIME
AYYY
LMAOOOOO THEY WERE GREAT
purr
for me, at least
Is this gooood nottt good
LMAOOO NOT THAT SIMILE SALDKFGJDSA
LMAOOOO PLEASE
This is pretty much word for word a commercial here, I think about washing detergent lmaooo
Anyway evidently not good
Oh baby
Ms gorl seems to prefer people who speak romantic (romanic? roma-something ik) languages lmaoo
awwww thatâs adorable
DAMN LMAO
LEAVE ME ALONE IT WORKED OKAY SO
Probably another contestant. Either one that arrived late or one that he didnât notice/remember from when they were in the other roomâdefinitely would not make the jump to bachelor, especially if he didnât introduce himself as the power and even more especially if Sacha didnât seem him enter the room. So heâd probably treat him like the other contestants, which is, like, politely I guess lmaoo
Finally? Nah, I was sure youâd get there. I was patiently waiting. HEHEHE.
Yeah, I wanted to tell you upon adopting her but it would give things away. This one was upsetting for me, though donât forget about her again, lovely, as maybe just maybe I might have used Chekhovâs Gun here.
Youâre welcome?
HEHEHE! Again, youâre welcome.
NOOOOOOOOOO⊠How could I have missed this?! Damn it. Hmm⊠maybe it can still happen since not many of them know yet, especially the guys.
Seemed to work in her favour though, no?
Definitely not. I believe thatâs more Jessica⊠ish.
MWAHAHAHA! I win. (shrug) I donât know why, just do?
I know, right. That confidence has to meet Jessica too, 'cause thatâd be interesting.
Just a bit, yeah.
Yeah, agreed. As I said above.
What?
Yes, it will be very interesting in a PG-forum sort of way.
HAHAHA! Love how you read the chat before the SG.
She likes what she likes. Remember, this is Jessicaâs choice and not Caliâs.
HAHAHAHA. This is only the tip of the iceberg too.
HA. Thank you?
Are you a fan of his?
What is interesting is that no one here understands why she likes some but is turned off by others. So Iâm really enjoying the confusion.
Yeah, exactly.
Why?
Oh, nice. So you approve of his choice then?
HEHEHE! I know, right?!
I want a Jace.
(shrug)
BAHAHAHA! Well, someone had to be clueless, no?
Seriously?
Why are you crying?
You sure about that? You think you have her figured out?!
I know Walking on flat ground is unfortunately not in her skill setâŠ
Glad to see Jace getting some approval
Does appear to be a promising start at least.
I keep noticing how she seems to pay a lot of attention to what the guys are wearing. The guys that wear more casual clothing have to try harder to make a good first impression, and the guys that she thinks are more stylish are off to a better start, especially if they compliment her.
Fashion choices appear to be a big deal for her.
LMAOO I KNOW I WAS SO SAD Love myself some corny pickup lines lmaoaoa
OOOH THIS IS TRUE good good not a totally missed opportunity then
Y E A H GOOD FOR HER, perhaps thereâs hope for the rest of us clumsy buttons
I simply wouldâve stayed on the ground and tried to cease to exist
Whatâs more Jessica?
Also not sure if someone asked this and wasnât paying enough attention, but what happens if the bachelor(ette)s fall for each other?
IS THIS YOU TRYNA COPY MY SLANG?
THATS WHAT IIIII SAID
Great minds~
Like she really international super spy-d that with the whole picking a lock with her EARRINNG
Definitely in a PG forum sort of way~
me focusing on the femme fatale aspect to adhere to that ashashaha
Yeah idk I physically couldnât read the sg posts, I was really anxious about it for some reason idek why, so I just skimmed through the chat instead
Interestiiing
It really was
Welcome
I mean he funny and he was pretty harshly rejected by Jessi so I am now yes
Yeah I and my singular brain cell definitely donât đđŸââïž Brooke usually has a point tho, especially when it comes to your writing, so I am in agreement with this latest theory of hers yes
Ofc ofccc
SAMEEe
YEAH BUT THATâS SO- please he showed up dressed casual AND couldât recognize expensive brand name oh gosh he struck out
YEAH THIS ONE WAIT
Okay not word for word but REALLY CLOSE
Cause heâs so happy with himself, thinking that went really well, but sheâs in a hurry to end the convo
⊠no
LMAO really no tho I just be thinking out loud
Yes but he seems like a nice guy so that was to be expected