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Finally could read all the posts I missed so here we are

@CrazyCaliope

Maya’s knees couldn’t hold her after hearing the news and she sank to the floor. Lilith came forward to help her back up. Mia’s mouth also dropped to the floor. “Excuse me? Moi? Time for a recount because you haven’t seen the last of me.” She turned around to the group. “I’ll be back, b^tches!”

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT I ADOPTED THIS ONE I WAS LIKE hmm that name sounds familiar
Anyways WOW did not have ms girl for long at all ashasha it be like that sometimes

@CrazyCaliope

“You have a little something right here." Lexi paused long enough to let out a small laugh. “I’m sorry, that’s just your handsome face, my mistake."

HA

@CrazyCaliope

“I’ve not heard anyone call my face handsome before

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“Honey, you have done more than that. You are a box of chocolates that I cannot wait to open.” Maya hesitated. “I did not mean for that to sound so crass.”

HAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT I WAS LIKE O O P

@CrazyCaliope

First time out of Tennessee for me

“Makes sense, 'cause you’re the only ten I see” someone should’ve said that missed opportunity

@CrazyCaliope

Just one step; the second took her to her knees. “…Hi, I’m N-,” she started before falling to the ground.

SHE FELL PLEASE ID BE MORTIFIED, QUIT ON THE SPOT LMAOO

@CrazyCaliope

Dean’s eye was drawn to her smile though, and he followed that smile until it had walked right up to him. “I would have told you to stop looking at the assets ,” Noga laughed. “But you don’t seem to be doing that.”

He’s not like other guys

@CrazyCaliope

“Dean,” Adelaide repeated almost to herself. “Simple name, simple guy.” She was referring to something from earlier.

LMAO???

@CrazyCaliope

“Thank you.” She giggled. “Is that you blushing, I see? Because I’m thinking I might too if you keep holding onto my hand.”

I LIKE HER

@CrazyCaliope

She was right in front of him, his hand still on his face when she pulled out a set of handcuffs from inside the bust of her dress.

She’s giving femme fatale

@CrazyCaliope

Placing her right wrist in one cuff and his left wrist in the other, she then stated, “That was easy.”

LMAOOOOOOO NOT A MOMENT OF HESITATION

@CrazyCaliope

“Uh…” Dean lowered his left hand from his face. “What are you doing?”

Bestie that was such a delayed reaction asking what she’s doing AFTEr you’re already cuffed lmaoao
On another note can’t wait to see my girl interact with the Bachelorette

@CrazyCaliope

With her free hand, she removed her left dangle earring and used the back of it to pick the cuff lock.

Oh wow??? Not an ACTUAL femme fatale okayyyy I see you

@CrazyCaliope

A few seconds later, his cuff opened and she caught it as it dropped. “Just a trick I know.” She shrugged cockily as she put the cuffs back in her bust and her earring back on.
“I want to learn how to do that. It’s not my first time in handcuffs, so any chance you could teach me?”

If she makes it to the fantasy suites, well, that’ll be a fun time~

@CrazyCaliope

Watching him leave with surprised glee, Jessica turned back, fanning her face with her hand. “Yes, yes, he’ll do. I’m done. I pick him.”

LMAOOO
I was so apprehensive cause everyone in this chat was saying she was so mean but OBVIOUSLY NOT TO SEBASTIAN

@CrazyCaliope

“It’s a good thing you already seem to be warm,” he stated, in observation of her fanning herself. “I was going to offer you my jacket but I seem to have forgotten it.” He then chuckled to himself.
“Bit of advice, a jacket would not have saved that outfit,” Jessica said with condescension.

OH WOW LMAOOOO NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW
I feel so bad for this dude oh wow that’s rougH

@CrazyCaliope

Beckham went quiet, looking down at his shirt, a little hurt by what she had said. But Jessica wasted no time. “What, cat got your tongue? You realised I was right about the shirt?”

OH MY GOD

@CrazyCaliope

He looked up again, ignoring her comments and tried to start again. “Hello, I’m Beckham.”

Oh this is going so poorly I can’t poor baby

@CrazyCaliope

“Do you know what type of food we are going to eat on our first date?”
“No, not yet. Any ideas?”
His smile evolved into his signature smirk. “Seoul food.”
She blinked. “I don’t-”
“I’m talking about Seoul Food, get it?”

LMAOOOO
IDCIDC THAT WAS FUNNY

@CrazyCaliope

“Okay, Yong-Rae, I hope that your personality is more like fashion sense and not your ‘jokes’,” she said sharply, using air-quotes when she said jokes. “ Maybe we’ll talk later.” With that, Yong-Rae’s smile dropped and he left dejectedly.

not you crashing and BURNING PLEASE

@CrazyCaliope

“So I rose to the occasion, as my love stems deep, and I hope we have a blooming good time.”

pffffaslkidslfdals

@CrazyCaliope

To even Jessica’s surprise, she laughed as she took the rose he offered.

Oh we not ripping him to shreds?? Interesting hmm

@CrazyCaliope

Next person Jessica saw leaving the limo was a slightly scruffy… time traveller?

wut

@CrazyCaliope

She looked him up and down, slightly repulsed. “Because my Yéyé called, he wants his flat cap back.”

Ahhh

@CrazyCaliope

I wanted to cheapen your experience here by treating you like meat on the market.”

ALASKDJFGHFDS I-
lemme quiet my thoughts

@CrazyCaliope

a tune by Kenny G .

HAHAHA MY MUM USED TO PLAY THIS ONE ALL THE TIME

@CrazyCaliope

Surprised by the French, Jessica did a double-take as he left. “I don’t know what he said but-” She began fanning herself dramatically again.

AYYY

@CrazyCaliope

“Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were together.” His smile lifted somewhat, proud he’d said it. “Hey, I’m Jace. Care for a pepperoni pizza breadstick? ”
Jessica hid her face behind her hand and shook her head. “Jace, that was cheesy.”

LMAOOOOO THEY WERE GREAT

@CrazyCaliope

“That wasn’t my aim to make you think that, I just love to cook. Those are my words and baking, because everyone knows the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach.”

purr
for me, at least

@CrazyCaliope

She noted that the strapping young man with piercing blue eyes wore a much more casual look than many of the others she had met

Is this gooood nottt good

@CrazyCaliope

“I’m not too sure I should ask you this but do you like what you see?” She ran her hand down over her body as if she was selling a car.

LMAOOO NOT THAT SIMILE SALDKFGJDSA

@CrazyCaliope

Jessica looked pleased. “Thanks, it’s Dior.”
“Golly, you must love clothes a lot to give them names.”

LMAOOOO PLEASE

@CrazyCaliope

Well, you look amazing anyway.”
“Thanks, I know. And you look… comfortable .”

This is pretty much word for word a commercial here, I think about washing detergent lmaooo
Anyway evidently not good

@CrazyCaliope

“Might talk to you later,” she added, trying to end the conversation.
“Yeah, I’d like that.” He walked off smiling, clearly happy with how that went.

Oh baby

@CrazyCaliope

“Sí, I’m ready.” He gave a little wink to her before leaving and she felt a little flushed.

Ms gorl seems to prefer people who speak romantic (romanic? roma-something ik) languages lmaoo

@CrazyCaliope

“Could be the person in the dress who makes it special,” Erza offered, his smile still strong.
“Totally agree. That has to be what it is.” She was almost radiating from the compliment.

awwww that’s adorable

@CrazyCaliope

“They started off disappointedly,” Jessica answered honestly. “I hope the ladies were much more impressive.”

DAMN LMAO

@CrazyCaliope

Blame @unsungcheerio for this… I think?! HAHA

@benitz786

@unsungcheerio WHYYYYYY

LEAVE ME ALONE IT WORKED OKAY SO

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@CrazyCaliope

If the other Bachelor(ette) walks in without introduction, how will your character interact with them? Who do they think they are?

Probably another contestant. Either one that arrived late or one that he didn’t notice/remember from when they were in the other room—definitely would not make the jump to bachelor, especially if he didn’t introduce himself as the power and even more especially if Sacha didn’t seem him enter the room. So he’d probably treat him like the other contestants, which is, like, politely I guess lmaoo