cause it’s a summary day 
yayyyy
SO GET YOUR ARSES OVER HERE
bc I’m about to give the run down of what’s been goin round in RP
~ when we left off…. ~
- Corin is looking for a wife w/ Harrison
- Orpheus is EVEN MORE drunk w/ our diamond Adeline
- Cassian and Azu are hitting it off
- Edmund and Priti are flirting it up
- Emma is with Edgar
- Auggie and Lydia are dancing
- Finch is dancing with Bridget
- Ilyas was still annoying my gi- I mean, Aurelia
- andddd Atlas invited Albina to go get freaky on vaca
NOW BACK INTO IT!!
up first…
our lovely floppy feeted penguin of a boy, Ambrose
not the best idea for a man who can’t walk in his shoes
but nevertheless!
Ambrose and Phoebe are dancing
Bruce and Abi are outside somewhere chatting
speaking of outside
Aurelia invites Ilyas Keats outside on the balcony with her…hopefully no one saw…or they don’t get caught………that would be……scandalous indeed 
random but Abigail gives Eloise Bridgerton energy
Ilyas and Lia very obviously are holding some deeper secrets. someone should investigate
where is Bruce when you need him ? 
(flirting with women…typical…)
Lydia and Auggie are done with their dance!! very cute interaction
anddddd yikes now she’s with the Prince
good luck charlie 
MORE RUNNING INTO PEOPLE OMG SOMEONE PUT MATS ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING I STG
THATS LIKE NUMBER NINE
but Joane is with Baylor now so nice
Adeline, ignoring the eyes of the ton, takes the drunkenly depressed Orphan outside for some air….sorry diamond girl but that’s gonna have to be…
SCANDALLLLL ALERTTTT !!!
oh and Ilyas and Aurelia are still out there…this will be fun for our already crying loverboy Orpheus
Priti and Edmund still going but….interesting comment….I suppose we will find out whyyyy the pair decided to travel to England soon enough
I’m gonna be honest I’m lost in Bainbridge and Louisa’s convo. idk what they’re talking about anymore. something about Louisa’s mom and Bainbridge’s money. also dancing together
which…idk correct me if I’m wrong…but isn’t polite? in society? to dance with relatives? I could be wrong?
not the Prince literally threatening a woman
wild
not very princely of you, Magnus
Atlas rejects Albina mid-dance
that’s rough, buddy 
of course he was…well! time to see how little orphan orphie reacts to Ilyas and Lia…fun…
yikes
DOUBLE YIKES
not physical contact 
in front of others….idk if people can see them so for now they get a
babyyyyy scandeeeee oooooo a lil babyyyy
Albina and Atlas are DONE FOR
literally and uh…emotionally?
they’re both free for interactions is the point!
NEXT!
not you too Belle
Orpheus is a bad influence
Belle and Louisa start CHUGGING
GO GO GO GO GO
Aurelia is trying to deescalate the situation butttt idk girlie it’s already pretty heated in here 
Orpheus certainly did, girlie pop
but Belle and Louisa are drinking and chatting and Belle mightttt not be the most sober by the end of this convo from the sound of it
well seems there’s multiple men angry at Belle tonight. she seems to be doing a good job of maintaining her reputation 
Harrison introduces Corin to Maisie Rutherford
FINALLY he might talk to a girl omfg he’s worse than Auggie fr fr
Lydia and the Prince seem comfy cozy as well
so clearly lots of interesting hidden secrets for relationships and motives already starting to peak out through the conversations of our first ball
maybe soon we’ll get to see Ilyas get punched in the face
or maybe if we’re so lucky someone ELSE will coincidentally stumble into a titled man ! 🫶🏻 let’s hit those double digits !!!
here, I can even help you out!!!
A LIST OF AVAILABLE, SINGLE, SEXY, ELIGIBLE COURTIERS TO FALL INTO:
- Atlas DeLaney (newly free)
- Albina Northwick (freed up)
- Dorothea Addington (fresh out of a fight with royalty)
- Bainbridge Brantley (I believe free since Louisa is with Belle now)
- Augustus Hatcherman (someone come get their manz)
- Nikhil Mehta ?? I think??? idk where he is tho
(I believe that’s accurate and everyone so don’t hate me if it’s not)
well that’s it!
you’re all caught up!!! thanks for tuning in to this round of catch up with kate!
hope it helps 🫶🏻 byeeee cuties